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  1. Heskey

    ShrimperZone's England Starting XI vs Algeria

    Just to see what the general thought for the starting 11 players would be. Tick 11 players you think should start against Algeria ! As I could only put 15 in the poll lets assume that Rooney Gerrard Lampard Terry Ashely Cole Glen Johnson are an automatic pick as they're almost definites to...
  2. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Breaking News New Stadium - First Stand Now Built

    Fed up with waiting for Uncle Ron to dig the first sod, we've had a go ourselves and built a stand behind one of our goals on our small footie pitch at home in Suffolk - see pic. To give it that Roots Hall feel I went for stanchions rather than cantalever, and for now its all standing so I...
  3. RobM

    Final points tally.

    Having not much else to do (well, the garden isn't going anywhere this morning!) I have picked six seasons at random to see how many points may needed to stay up. For the seasons I selected, the team finishing in 20th position had; 51, 53, 54, 55, 54, 52 making an average of a tad over 53. So...
  4. Mad Cyril

    Question Rons walk on music for the Q + A.

    Seeing as the club are going to a lot of effort to stage the Q & A I can only assume Ron has been putting a lot of thought into what music he wants played during his walk on. Would anyone like to suggest what leitmotif they think Ron will select? I am torn between for 'Fanfare for the common...
  5. J

    Midfield

    Seriously, who is playing Midfield Saturday? Have we worked this out yet? Also, Jonny Herd, somebody who i assume is very little on the wage books - why the feck is he not being used / utilised?
  6. Maldon Blues

    This friend for a fiver thing

    I assume you can still do this on the day?
  7. Stats

    SZone Darts Tournament - Saturday 10th April

    I have spoken to Riley's in Leigh and the above is provisonal. The date is one of the very few I'm available from now until end of May. SUFC terms its on the day we goto Leeds Utd but assume most wont be going to this anyway. Gives everyone a couple of months to practice and sort out...
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  8. Mad Cyril

    Time runs out for Southends millenium clock

    Time runs out for Southends millenium clock. I would like this eyesore replaced with the giant plastic lobster and shell maze which I assume are in storage somewhere?
  9. ian_the_girth

    PS3 Slimline Fault

    All, i bought a PS3 Slimline 02/09/2009 & i have honestly barely used it since. However since Monday it appears to have developed a fault when being used as a games console. When on, the machine will switch it self of at random from anything between 1 minute & 20 minutes. I dont think...
  10. OldBlueLady

    Kevin Betsy - "wants to end career at Wycombe"

    I'm sure this will be devastating news for some of you, but according to an interview on Wycombe's OS, he wants to see out his career there - a bit of money to change hands in January then we assume, and potentially one of the higher wage earners off the books...
  11. yogi bear up the cagire

    At last the truth about where the money came from

    After some careful research I am in a position to reveal the incredible story about where the money came from and how, only through incompetance, we failed to procure more than four times that sum which could have been used either to start the new stadium or invest in new players. It's an...
  12. Pak Power

    Cost cutting measures

    Ok, so let's assume we are in administration, and, in these serious times, Let's have your best (legal or Illegal) cost cutting measures just for fun! Please NOT getting rid of the Blue belles. But any other funny, serious or downright lucrative suggestions welcome. Some, any or none of the...
  13. RobM

    Another question

    Should we go into admin, then (I assume) players will be sold to reduce costs and bring some revenue in. But we don't have a plethora of registered players, do we? So let's say 6 players go - we won't have a team at all. We can't sign anyone while the embargo is in place. Or am I missing something?
  14. Richard_Cadette

    Steve Tilson.....

    Evening all - Just thought I'd share the fact that I dropped Tilly an email earlier today, basically saying what a decent job I thought he was doing under the circumstances, and that he and the team had the full backing of all the supporters (I assume, I'm not trying to speak on behalf of you...
  15. Somerset Ex-TTB

    Tilly on BBC Essex this morning

    I heard Tilly this morning saying that we will not be bringing anybody else in on loan as we don't have the money. Now I am not blaming him, but 6 weeks with only 1 fit centre back in the squad is shocking. As well as Grant did against Bristol Rovers, to play the next 7 or 8 games with him in...
  16. Rusty Shackleford

    Confusing Dr Dre Lyrics. Number One in a Series of One.

    In the fabulous Dr Dre track 'Keep Their Heads Ringin', the former NWA man opines that: 'I'm the ***** that keeps the hoes fannies wet.' Now, as we well know, for an American, 'fanny' means bottom. Are we to assume that the good Doctor is giving these young ladies diarrhea?

  17. Mediocre start?

    Tilly with the smallest squad in world football continues to work his magic,The lads are playing ok enough and deserve more than 8 pts but there lies the problem,Averaging around 1pt per game we are already playing catch up. I believe 75pts will clinch the final play off position,If true the...
  18. Mad Cyril

    Refuse collection.

    I'm sure many homeowners, cats and foxes are aware that household refuse will be collected one day later this week due to the bank holiday. My question is how does refuse collection get back in sync? I have never seen a dustcart operating at a weekend so I can only assume refuse collectors...

  19. Question Transfer Deadline today?

    I assume it's transfer deadline day today. Does the window close at Midnight? So are we going to see any activity today? My opinion is we need at least a CB, we lose any of our current defenders and then we are putting square pegs in round holes again, we cannot go forward with the current...
  20. palexander

    "Where's the width?"

    Just watch the interview on the OS with Tilly's pre-Walsall thoughts. Spoke about Grant playing on the right in front of Franno and said "no doubt people will say, 'wheres the width'" - in a manner that people HAVE said that - I assume either from the East Stand or its been picked up from here...
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