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  1. Vange Shrimper

    Prawn Crackers

    After going out with Mr Vange Shrimper last week, we had prawn crackers that were given to us whilst we were waiting for our starter in a Chinese restaurant in Saafend. So, the question is, do you like them, or do you push them to one side and wait for your starter?
  2. Jay_Shrimper

    Eastwood Of To Charlton?

    Just been given this: In and out at The Valley. in Freddy Eastwood (Wolves) – £2 million, Jason Koumas and Fitz Hall (Wigan) – Marcus Bent's loan move to Wigan made permanent + 500 k out Jerome Thomas (Derby) Patrick McCarthy (Leeds) Chris Dickson (Gillingham, loan) Harry Arter (Bristol...
  3. Flinty

    5 strikers that constantly score 20+ goals at Championship / League 1 level

    Right bear with me on this one.... the majority are calling for a striker 20+ goals per season striker, i personally believe we should sort the defence out 1st but never mind.... Your starter for 10, ....and this will develop as it goes along.....please name any 20+ goal scorers in the...
  4. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Bob Cratchitt

    Fixing a Boiler

    Just thought I would put this up to see if anyone can make recommendations. Just got back from hols and low and behold the boiler has packed in, I spent 2 hours Saturday night trying to get it working . However on Sunday morning 2hours after it was meant to, it suddenly started up and worked...
    • Bob Cratchitt
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    • arter fixed fixing gas heating ish ops prima starter worthy
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. fbm

    Realistic Targets

    Guys, guys guys... and gals... When posting details about any player that has been released or who is available please bear in mind that if we were unable to attract Prem and CCC players when we were a CCC side paying CCC wages we're hardly likely to be able to get them when we are in League...

  7. Just got back

    Living in Tiverton it was the game I've been looking forward to, only an hour away. Got off to the worst start - Clarkey very guilty of not clearing his lines and we gifted them a goal. For the next half an hour we were more than competitive and thoroughly deserved the equaliser and glad that...
    • OlvisIII
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    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Would You Rather...

    Great little fun game, often gets played at uni usually when alcohol has been consumed. Its pretty simple really, what would you rather do? you get given 2 options and have to pick the lesser of 2 evils and obviously give your reason then post another 2 choices for the next person to answer...
  9. Yorkshire Blue

    Matt Harrold - some stats

    I think Matt Harrold was a really good signing. I don't see him as a 90 minute player, nor a regular starter (at least not at this stage of his career), but I think he's an excellent player to be able to bring off the bench, and you need players who can do that. His height and aerial ability...
  10. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    How much did you pay to get in at Stoke?

    Thought it was a bit shambolic re the treatment of away fans on Saturday. We all knew (thanks to SZ) that there was a fiver entry offer subject to buying the local rag four times, so possibly a bit of a non-starter for most of us. For once I didn't get my ticket in advance, turned up at the...
  11. Stats

    This Seasons Signings

    This post is not made as a knee jerk reaction to the Hull game, Its made 17 games into the season, long enough IMO to assess players on how they have performed. I love Steve Tilson to bits but must say I think the majority of signings he's made over the summer have been poor. He's bought in...
    • Stats
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Quiz question

    Amongst all the doom and gloom, I think we've missed the fact that this season we've equalled a club record. Your starter for ten: what club record has been equalled this season?

  13. P.I.G. (Parky is God)

    I am fed up with the inbreds texting Essex Radio with the P.I.G. (Parky is God) message, who can come up with a SUFC version of what it stands for. How about "Parky Infected Grapes" as a starter
  14. C C Csiders

    Most over-rated songs in history

    Listening over Xmas to the Virgin Radio top 500 (or was it 1,000) sent in by listeners, it occured to me that many of those songs that made the list, and always seem to make these top 100, 200, 500 etc. lists are IMO grossly over-rated. As my starter for 10, and sticking my head above the...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • arter bohemian imo rhapsody spelling starter sticking
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. MrB

    Battrick YP

    Ashley Deane - 17 yo, BT Rating=2,151 LH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable form, Healthy An attacking player with feeble leadership skills and abysmal experience. Stamina: abysmal Wicket Keeping: woeful Batting: mediocre Concentration: mediocre Bowling: woeful Consistency: woeful Fielding...

  16. Boat trip tp Gillingham

    Contrary to what was previously posted that tides are against this idea that is not entirely true. Daytrip cruisers from France used to regularly use the pierhead every saturday afternoon, the tide level is around the 15ft mark, plenty enough for a cruiser for the desired reasons. Your problems...

  17. Your Guide to Port Vale

    Hello all- i'm sure you lot are looking forward to the new season with anticipation.  I know we are after a very positve pre season.  We are pretty confident that we can threaten the top 6 after last years injury-ravaged disaster of a campaign.  Congratulations on your promotion and i hope you...
    • fuzzyvalefan
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Funnies insult

    How about a starter for 10../ "If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its bum and teach it to walk backwards!" That's got the ball rolling.......
    • RobM.
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    • arter rolling starter
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
    • sufc_stu
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. MrB

    Home Grown Players

    From the excellent Football Unlimited website (no, I'm not a Guardian reader!): Europe's top clubs were today ordered to invest in homegrown talent under radical new guidelines agreed by Uefa designed to stop the rich getting richer. After months of deliberation and fine-tuning...
    • MrB
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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