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  1. bomma77

    Our most fouled player of the season

    Would love to see the stats for this, but I reckon Antony Grant would be up there. He seems to have lumps kicked out of him every game, and how Oakley of Leicester stayed on the pitch after cracking Grant's nut open beggers belief.
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Dave Smith

    This poll is really a week or so too early. The date of this poll should be 01 May, because that is the date for which Dave Smith will forever be associated with the club, for it was on 01 May 1981 that his side claimed the club's first major trophy* with a 1-1 draw against Rochdale. Dave...
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Sansome

    Ah-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, its Sammy! Yep, first up from the 4th round of nominations is popular goalkeeper Paul Sansome. If Sammy is elected, he'll become the third individual from the double promotion era to be elected, following in the footsteps of his manager Dave...
  4. Thorpe Groyney

    Grays Chairman Woodward In Slight Over-Reaction Shocker (Again)

    Good to read from the Non League Paper website that our Grays Athletic chairman friend Mr. Woodward being his usual quiet self last night ... Woodward To Quit Grays by Stuart Hammonds Wednesday, March 18, 2009 GRAYS ATHLETIC chairman Mick Woodward has told The Non-League Paper he is quitting...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Bafta awards 2009

    Not my favourite way to spend a Sunday evening but the wife loves them so after 180 mins of football on Sky today i thought it would be only fair to watch them with her. My predictions for the main awards are as follows Best Film A 2 horse race between THE CURIOUS CASE OF...
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford's X-Files: SUFC Special

    I thought I would depart from the normal RSXF theme of carl, steveo and I arguing with all the Godless lefties and discuss something which really doesn’t belong in the Pub section – my view on the current state of Southend United, both on and off the field. Steve Tilson has presided over one...
  7. Thorpe Groyney

    Diouf In Stab Threat To Anti-Knife Campaigner Ferdinand

    According to The Sun ..... EL-HADJI DIOUF threatened to stab Anton Ferdinand in a vicious fight. The bust-up took place at a post-match meal after Sunderland’s 1-0 midweek win against Fulham. A senior player said: “It was worse than anything I have ever seen and when they were pulled...
  8. ldnfatso

    Chicago Maths Test

    Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 23

    Not a bad week for many, with quite a few correct scores knocking about, but pride of place this week goes to yours truly !!! An 87th minute equaliser for Anton Thirlwell for Carlisle at Swindon elevated me from being down amonst the dead men yet again to my place at the summit :dizzy: Afull...
  10. Slipperduke

    What A Waste!

    I’m devastated. Roy Keane’s spectacular career suicide has robbed the Premier League of one of its most intriguing characters and it’s all so pointless. Sunderland have played some good football this year, notably when they finally beat their bitter rivals Newcastle at The Stadium Of Light...
  11. Slipperduke

    The Never Everton Story

    And so ends a miserable weekend for the more prosperous end of the Premier League. Wigan's narrow victory over a lacklustre Everton at the JJB Stadium meant that, along with every member of the big four failing to score, every team in the top ten failed to win. The victory drags Steve Bruce's...
  12. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 3 - Canada Shrimper

    This week, John from Canada takes part in the interview with an exile chat. The following picture is from his latest trip over to Southend for the Swindon game: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Been out of the country for 10 years less 8 months in the middle 2) Why did you...
  13. Benji91

    Random YP

    i was bored at work so thought id make my umpteenth attempt at pulling a decent bowler... i ended up with this.... Anton Cadette (2319600) RH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, lively fitness. A steady player with abysmal leadership skills and...
  14. The General

    Pops 3/11

    Another lovely week and shows just how good my YP's are this year! :) Gary Waterhouse - 17 yo, BT Rating=6,380 RH Batsman, RM Bowler, feeble batting form, abysmal bowling form, invigorated fitness. A destructive player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience. Stamina...
  15. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 1 - Aberdeen Shrimper

    The life of an SUFC exile can be a lonely one at times - and one which is a difficult existence to understand for some. I thought by setting up this weekly thread, we would get the opportunity to get to know some of the exiled posters on SZ a bit better. This week, Aberdeen Shrimper goes under...
  16. Slipperduke

    Spurs Self-Destruct Again

    Another day, another miserable result for Tottenham Hotspur. The pressure will continue to build on the beleaguered Juande Ramos, but with performances this self-destructive and stupid, is it really any wonder? Spurs were the architects of their own downfall on a cold, windy night in Northern...
  17. Napster

    Nicknames

    My first team squad is the following: Beardy (Duncan Prag) KP (Karl Phillip) Jeffers (Richard Jefferson) Ginger (Darrell Allan) Suthers (Anton Sutherland) Lower (Doug Back) Cherie (Owen Booth) Whitters (William Whittingham) Lezzer (Scott Dyke) Brian (Noel Moore) Dutchy (Mark Van Niekerk) Duncan...
  18. Napster

    Some pre-season pruning

    Guys, got my squad below - any tips on how to improve on my 3rd place this season (Div V)? 1. Duncan Prag - 20 yo, BT Rating=15,942 (2 batting nets) RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, lively fitness. A destructive player with proficient leadership skills and...
  19. Napster

    Interview with Anton Otulakowski

    Born and bred in Yorkshire, Anton, a former international schoolboy gymnast, caught the eye of Barnsley while playing for Ossett Town and joined them in 1975 for his first pro team. Whilst at Barnsley, Anton was also holding down a full time job as a surveyor with the then Gas Board and he...
  20. Slipperduke

    Stupid England Get There Slowly

    The signs of improvement are visible, but Fabio Capello's mission to revitalise the England team is still some way from completion. There were moments, during this frustrating, attritional non-contest, of class and sophistication, but sporadic style couldn't eclipse the fact that this side are...
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