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The fbm view and ratings - Tranmere
TRANMERE GO TOP AS SOUTHEND SLIP TO SEVENTH Southend's unbeaten 5 match run came to an end this afternoon as the visitors from the Wirral deservedly ran out winners at The Hall. Sometimes, Southend play well and sometimes they don't. However, on some occasions, credit must be given to the...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Masters of the Universe: have you even drink-drived?
Following on from the abusing Lee Hughes thread, I'd be interested to know how many people on here have driven whilst under the influence of drink or drugs (including prescription drugs which you aren't supposed to drive having taken). I'll also include an option regarding speeding, as it can be...- Yorkshire Blue
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- anonymous argued following speeding
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Yorkshire Blue
Another candid snap of YB last evening ... And this Morning. (Sent Anonymous by MTS);)- Cricko
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- anonymous
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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New Striker : Press Release
My anonymous source in the SZ press office has rescued the following from the shredder: "The Shrimper Zone community would like to state its collective view that any potential available striker is just the chap we need and why oh why aren't Tilly and Brush looking at him regardless of his career...- Reg Martin
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- anonymous following ive rubbish tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Biggest Question, Do you believe in God.
Anonymous poll... But would like to know.- J
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- anonymous
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Drugs... what have you tried?
In light of another Cabinet minister coming out and confessing he dabbled with Cannabis, I'm going to stick up an anonymous poll, just to see what drugs (if any) the SZ regulars have tried. It's anonymous... I promise. I just thought it would just be interesting to see how many of the regulars...- Matt the Shrimp
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- alcohol anonymous ell minister
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Have you ever brough a jazz mag?
Just been down my local shop to get my Mum's birthday card. As we walked out Ben comment what a vast and plentyful supply of jazz mags there were. I realised at this point that I have never ever brought a jazz mag. Ben said that he had done once from his local corner store as a kid. It was...- DTS
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- anonymous brough supply
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Receiving a "chocolate finger"
I was out last Sunday for my best mates birthday drinks. Found a really nice pub down on the seafront and started ploughing into the drinks as you do. There was about 15-20 people and it was a mixed group. By about 6pm the conversation as you would expect turns around to sex. Now one of my...- DTS
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- anonymous bedroom chocolate conversation qui throws wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Thoughts on the Game
Outclassed and outplayed. As good as Tottenham were I was really disappointed with the performance today. We were so out of our depth it was embarrassing at times. Clueless when we had the ball and at sixes and sevens in defence when they came at us. Individually I thought the defenders did OK...- Cliff Pavilion
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm view and ratings - Derby
BLUES SUCCUMB TO HOWARDS WAY It was another point-less afternoon for Southend at the Hall as Derby went clear at the top of the Championship after doing the double over the bottom side. The main difference between the teams was Rams front man and ex-Luton striker Steve Howard. He did the...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm view and ratings
PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Spurs vs Southend
BRAVE BLUES BUCKLE AS CUP RUN ENDS Southend’s wonderful Carling Cup adventure ended at White Hart Lane tonight, but they can be immensely proud of the performance they put in against the Premierships in-form team. Tottenham had won their previous 10 home games and had dented Manchester...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm view and ratings
NOT QUITE ALL WHITE AS BLUES GRAB POINT Southend earned a deserved point against play-off chasers Plymouth at the Hall today, but wore their all white away kit to do it! Presumably the visitors had not brought down their away strip and so it was felt that the easiest solution would be for us...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A foursome with twins and a mate, anyone?
From todays Metro.... ------------------ Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it. Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural...- Jonny_Stokes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The fbm view
BLUES SILENCE POMPEY CHIMES Unfortunately yet again I managed to miss the opening part of the match (this time 15 minutes) due to circumstances beyong my control, so cannot comment on anything that happened in that time, including Freddys early opener. Steve Tilson had started with what he...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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MK Dons 2 Southend 1
Massively disappointing today. I'm very much against making sensationalist, doom-and-gloom posts after one defeat - after all, we're still in a very very healthy position at the top of the table - but the performance was worryingly similar to that against Oxford nearly a year ago when we...- Kris
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm view and ratings
ST.VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE AS BEES BASH BLUES Southends unbeaten run came to an abrupt end at Griffin Park as Brentford exacted revenge for the 4-1 drubbing dished out to them at the Hall a few weeks back. That scintillating performance seemed a million miles away as Southend were second best...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Seaside MK-Donkeys- a match report
So very very cold today Well what can I say Cole got offficial man of the match but Freddy was the best player on the pitch by a mile. Dodgy penalty decision, ball to elbow as opposed to hand to ball. Fantastic miss though, the only thing to get a bigger cheer was the announcement of...- Southendsleeper
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- anonymous engagement league mile qui southend
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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One for Seth
An anonymous letter, quite amusing... Matt = = = = = = = = = <span style='color:blue'>Dear Red States We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with...- Matt the Shrimp
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- anonymous beaches briefly california capital coalition cos deaths dinners especially eva ford hollywood includes industry lefties lettuce microsoft mit qui rate rea resources sacred schools texas unknown washing washington wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Convert, or Always a Shrimper?
Simple choice really. Supporting another club as a kid counts as conversion, BTW. Remember this is an anonymous poll if you are considering choices 4 or 5. Feel free to elaborate. Unlike OS, I don't mind people posting on my polls..- Shrimp in a Kilt
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- anonymous btw
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat