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  1. Lord Football

    Over Zealous Parking Attendant

    Had a day off today to do some Xmas shopping. Packed Mrs LF in to the car and drove the very short distance to town. Parked up nicely, put her blue badges up and tottered off to buy a few bits. Came back an hour later and there was a one of those nice yellow presents that Parking Attendant's...
  2. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 1

    Kicking off the Battle Of The Tools 2008 Competition is this interesting encounter between Essex boy Jamie Oliver (Mr B) and Saaf London lass Jade Goody (Jonny S) . I fear this one might be a landslide towards the Beast Of Bermondsey but the SZ public will have to decide that one. Just click...
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    • annoys beast encounter essex prelim tools
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. What f**king annoys me

    Is when idiot psychologists try and pigeon hole people... A study by a psychology professor has found links between personality and music taste. The Heriot-Watt university professor Adrian North said: "We have always suspected a link between music taste and personality. This is the first time...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • annoys classical define innovative metal money music professor rate rock rover stereo suspected
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Alex

    Season Card Faults

    Did anyone else have problems getting through the turnstiles yesterday. I have had a season card since thay were first introduced and never had a problem. However yesterday I tried to get into the South Upper after changing from the West during pre season and a nice alarm went off with a...
    • Alex
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    • annoys collected faul hay icke introduced issued trance
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Zimbabwe

    I think its a disgrace that Bush or Brown wont go anywhere near the country to sort it out, just like they did with Afghanistan and Iraq (Alright, it was Blair) but surely, they must do something about what's going on in Zimbabwe? They always go on about "We must have democratic states", but...
  6. Shrimper2thecore

    Sky Sports is ****

    I know we often compain about the BBC, but Sky Sports is bloody awful as well. Have just been on their website, and apparently this is our current squad: Goalkeeper: Darryl Flahavan, Steve Collis Defender: Simon Francis, Johnny Herd, Che Wilson, Lewis Hunt, Peter Clarke, Adam Barrett, Mark...
  7. steveo

    Video Evidence

    He slapped his face. Fair enough, he will probably get a red card punishment The thing that annoys me is why dont they use video evidence to punish the cheats? Did anyone see Gerards pathetic attempt to get a penalty against Blackburn? Absolutely disgraceful. If the FA started banning players...

  8. Lennox Lewis and Greg Rusedski

    It really annoys me when the achievements of Lewis and Rusedski are belittled by English sports fans becuase 'they're Canadian really'. I lived in Canada for some years, my son was born there, and has joint citizenship. If he grows up to excel in a sport, and chooses to represent England, I...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • achievements annoys chooses citizenship joi lived representing sports worthy
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  9. londonblue

    Driving. What annoys you?

    Time for all of us to let off some steam! What is it about other drivers that annoys you? I'll start. The obvious is middle lane drivers, so i'll ignore that. Two things that really annoy me are:- 1. People that don't thank me when I make way for them. How difficult is it to raise your hand...

  10. Too Easy

    Does anyone else share the view that the Club and Manager get off pretty lightly when they mess up. For example the pricing of tickets last night - the very low attendance would confirm that they got it wrong but it annoys me that there is no-one in the local media who will asks the right...
  11. Southend_Lady

    the word ****

    I dont know about the rest of you but in the last couple years I have noticed the increased use in this delightful four letter word. More and more "sensible" people are using it in everyday life. Sometimes it comes from the mouth of someone you wouldnt ever in your wildest dreams have...
  12. The General

    What annoys you most?!

    Its quite simple ... Do you dislike the blue average speed thingys or the yellow cash boxes?! YOU decide! Kev
  13. Davros

    Womans Handbags

    Right, firstly, i dont have a problem with women having handbags parseé... however, the way some women carry them is starting to **** me off... Maybe its a fashion thing, i dont know, but i'll let the good SZ'ers decide. Now, a Handbag IMO carried in the hand, or on the shoulder is fine...
    • Davros
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    • annoys exactly imo joi sticking womans
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Three grounds you really dont like going too and why?

    Following on from a programme last night I watched on Sky about horrible away days I am looking to find everyones three most hated away grounds. Be it for sheer distance, intimidation factor, people etc etc. Reasons please for your dislikes * Grimsby - **** hole, Never win there and place...
  15. DTS

    Drunken fights with your mates.

    Had a works do last night to celebrate the end of a very succesful first quarter. Made the school boy error of sending the big bird I work with to the bar first with orders of just get me a pint. She came back with a pint of Stella which was always going to be fatal. Now I work with a bloke...
    • DTS
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    • annoys arguement dru headed insults joi
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    I Really Can't Believe It...

    ...that so many so called Southend fans on here are starting to question Tillys management??? Hello...2 successive promotions (play offs and league 1 champions), 2 consecutive LDV finals, saved us from relegation when he took over in that November when we were rooted to the bottom of the...
  17. C C Csiders

    The most annoying thing about Joss Stone

    There is lots about this girl that annoys me, but what is it that annoys me the most. I certainly wouldn't be in the queue for a DtS style snaking.

  18. Well Done Birmingham!

    I can't really argue with the scoreline today, I thought Birmingham looked a very decent side and they deserve credit. Although they didn't make that many chances, the chances they did make they put away and at the end of the day that is what counts. The only thing that annoys me is the...

  19. WHERE IS THE LOYALTY!

    Ive tried to refrain from posting but its got the better of me and ive just gotta do it to let all at the club and those on here with the 'ive got a ticket im all rite attitude know!' Having supported the club for over 25 years i had been waiting for a draw with a big club ie arsenal...
    • northbankblue
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    • annoys anto beloved existed hall icke ickets ive league liverpool posted refrain roots rover sing souls suppor trophy voice wish
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. shrimperman

    Another ticketing complaint

    I know its getting boring now, but I thought I would let you all know my situation and seee what you think. Now before I start, whenever I go to a game (which is not as often as I'd like due to workign commitments) we always go in a 6. I was reading through the ticketing criteria again for...
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