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  1. platini and the credit crunch

    platini has now stated new rules may be put in place to curb clubs from losing their identity,look at arsenal managed by a frenchman with most of the squad overseas players. personally it should be a max of 5 overseas players per matchday squad thus allowing homegrown talent to shine. a...

  2. living on the dole

    it amazes me when i see/read the lifestyles of people on the dole. last week it was revealed the crazy guy who was forever ranting in this country and eventually was kicked out paid 4k for his daughter to have a boob job. how can he be claiming the dole and shell out £4000?? the other...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. J

    Ron Martin - the statement

    Right, let's clear a few things up straight away - Contrary to popular belief, I haven't been avoiding the subject all day - quite the opposite, I’ve been itching to get on here and finally say my piece. Truth is, I too lost out on a lot of work this morning, and the meeting was over 2 1/2...
    • J
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    • Replies: 99
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Slipperduke

    Dimitar Berbatov

    Tottenham fans won't be able to draw much comfort from the news that Manchester United have made an official bid for Dimitar Berbatov, but there is at least one bonus; it might shut Emil Danchev up for a while. Berbatov's dastardly agent has been agitating for a move away from White Hart Lane...
  5. Winkle

    Sunburn!

    Had a rare day off yesterday and was cajouled into watching my daughter play netball in a tornamount. Normally, this is the wifes area but as the beloved was having her hair done, I stepped into the breach as it was and found myself running along the line, baying instructions to my unimpressed...
    • Winkle
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    • amounts awareness beloved boyfriend breach burn foo fro fur hay hurts phrase shaw stepped taylor wish
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    And God Created

    In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    Supporters Club

    anybody want join? get nothing for something here! Gretna Supporters Society Ltd A REAL STAKE IN GRETNA FOOTBALL CLUB: Join the GSS and have a real say in the future of our club. COMMUNITY: The Society aims to bring a greater proportion of the ownership of the club into the community and to...
  8. Slipperduke

    Glasgow Rangers v Zenit St Petersburg

    Tired legs against fresh ones, defensive containment against attacking intent; tonight's UEFA Cup Final between Glasgow Rangers and Zenit St Petersburg will be a real clash of strengths and styles, but Dick Advocaat is convinced that he can secure a historic result against his old side. The...
    • Slipperduke
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    • amounts champions cup destroyed elite enjoyed exactly hasn historic intent ish league money naturally numbered qui russian similar tacking trophy webpage
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. DTS

    Getting beaten at games by your other half.

    Northampton is always a ****y trip in my book with the olny plus side being that its pretty close to London. This saturday was no exception. We drunk in a pub called the Rover which was a right old hole before heading to the stadium early so my mate could get a ticket on the day. As my mate...
    • DTS
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    • amounts dru dts features fro heaven icke rover spanked wouldn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Winkle

    Imagine (if only)!

    You have been out on the lash all day and drunk copius amounts of alchohol. Your labido is not as it should be as the brain is having problems seeing and distinguishing items,objects people,when all of a sudden the door burst open and in walks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QQOGLdOCo and...

  11. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
    • Peter Pan
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    • amounts ban burger crack cries didn dink dru eager establishment grab hadn hills literally mccoys pulled rate rubbish tangled toilets wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Hello Guys

    Me, the Saints fan again :) How's everyone doing? How have you done in any friendlies? We had one on Saturday away to Eastleigh and won 4-2 Also, 7 bidders have contacted the club about a possible takeover!!! 2 of them being richer than Abramovich! :D An idea going round is that one of the...
  13. fbm

    Is a clearout the answer?

    I guess we can all come up with some justification as to why we should retain player A or get rid of player B. But is an end of season cull the right thing to do here? All professional players have something to offer. We have a decent young squad that should be easily able to hold it's own in...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Cure Me, Quick...

    Ok, So for a mates Birthday last night we endured a Pub Golf trek across the highs and lows (and, let me tell you, there were some lows) of Brighton before ending up in Creation. Fast forward till 3am, And we've walked to the station and it's now a 2 hr 30 minute wait for the next train. I get...
  15. Winkle

    Kronenberg is my Viagra!

    As I have spent the last few weeks getting myself in tip top shape ( physically) I have refrained my self from any Alchohol including my only love beer! With two weeks to go before the big one ,over the weekend I decided that self depevation was a sin and on easter sunday had a few beers...
    • Winkle
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    • amounts meat metal physically qui wouldn
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. The General

    Poker in the pub ... soon to become a reality!

    01 FEB The rules have been written, pub poker will take place next September The UK Department for Culture, Media and Sport has released new proposals to control gaming in alcohol-licensed premises (pubs), so gaming licenses from local authorities will no longer be needed when the Gaming Act...
    • The General
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Matt the Shrimp

    The Lead Boot...

    We've all heard of the Golden Boot - that trophy awarded to the most prolific striker at the end of the season.  The heroically talented Mr. Eastwood has already bagged one for his personal trophy cabinet. However, here at Shrimperzone, we're not happy unless we're moaning... and so I give you...
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    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Winkle

    Hangovers!

    Is it me or since I hit the big 40, my ability to drink copious amounts of alchahol like its going out of fashion as resinded into a debarcle! When in my late teens and early twenties, I could quite happily go out any night of the week and get totally sh!tfaced, go to bed and get up for...
    • Winkle
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    • amounts ant barrier ell faced metal qui
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Fans attitude.......

    My feeelings at the end of last/ start of this season were that I would approach this season in the same way that Wigan fans and other teams who have made it to the Prem recently and that is one of enjoyment and celebration regardless .We have come so far so quickly and some peoples expectations...
  20. Stats

    SZFC Big Brother Special

    SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...
    • Stats
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    • amounts bedroom breach buffet cas ched didn downbeat dru elect eviction foo iff jobs literally military moped packing peoples ramblings roses ruled runners severe skiing threatened walls wes wilder wouldn
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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