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  1. the truth about millwall

    Sadly I was lounging round the pool in Florida, when the game took place(someone has to) but for various reasons, I spend a lot of my working week in south london, literally 3 minutes from the new den, so it amused me no end to see all the posts on here, of people worried about wearing shirts...
    • TMWLT
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    • amazed amused borders dreadful florida foo fur headquarters icke ickets illegally immigrants literally lou millwal pubs
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. FA Cup Final 2005

    I've never been to an FA Cup Final, and it's always been something I have on my list of 'things to do before I die'. In 2005, I got two top tickets for the Man Utd/Arsenal final in Cardiff. Obviously, I didn't go, as I would have missed our play-off game against Northampton. My non-Blues...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • amazed cup didn fa cup icke ickets suppor
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Irish_Shrimper

    Kate Lawler - Hottie or Munter

    After heated debate in the Woodgate thread with regards the general good looking nature of the above female - I was amazed to see nobody agreed with me...'Munter Alert' and other such things were branded towards the lovely Miss Lawler :( So the question i put to SZ is - what do you think?
  4. DTS

    Players quiz from the match programme.

    I know footballers as a whole are not the most intelligent bunch but this weeks questions amazed me. I asked my mates nephew who is 12 the same questions and he got the same score as Charlie McDonald which i thought was pretty good considering my mates nephew quite rightly didnt know Zoltan...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • amazed chancellor didn didnt foo minister prime qui shadow
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Smiffy

    TrueBlue - New SUFC Ultra's Group..

    Whilst watching the Besiktas V Liverpool game on Wednesday night, it amazed me how much colour and noise the Besiktas Ultra's created.. So it got me thinking.. We should create our own group of Ultra's, to help improve the atmosphere when we move to Fossetts Farm. My idea's/thoughts are as...
    • Smiffy
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    • amazed atmosphere bra branded discounted discussed displays encourage icke ickets introduce joi joomla liverpool suppor support
    • Replies: 104
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you live in Spain when ...

    1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time. 2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out? 3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • amazed bin bra decorator didn differences ead ello especially fro hay heating insults lived maria nada oil rack seeds sentence somewhere tone vale viva vodafone voice
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Avearge age of squad - excellent future?

    I was just looking at the Echo on the web and according to the information on the squad that is listed the average age of our squad is only just over 23!! I was amazed but realised that it will be good for the future if we can hold on to the majority of these players and build around them. I...
  8. DTS

    Slightly late Crawley thoughts.

    Sorry for slight delay in posting this but didnt have a second at home this weekend. My delayed thoughts from Crawley as follows. Been to Crawley loads of times as they are my sort of local club other than Brighton who I cant stand and they are normally a really nice club but Saturday then were...
    • DTS
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    • amazed arsed dentist didn didnt existant failing foo hanks ish knob money scum suppor support tilly
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Ricey

    Who is your No.1 In the World?!? (Could develop into NSFW)

    I managed to stumble across the FHM 100 Sexiest women magazine at work and was amazed at certain entries like 38 - JOSS STONE! How the **** she got in there I don't know. How Jessica Alba is No.1 when yer ok she is fit but she is No Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, Jennifer Ellison the list goes...
    • Ricey
    • Thread
    • alba amazed develop entries jessica sfw
    • Replies: 110
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Bob Cratchitt

    Happy Birthday MrB - SZ's own centenarian!!

    Well happy birthday and I was amazed to see that you have reached this fine old age, I must point out that you do not look a day over 60. But I guess like a fine red wine things just improve with age. Take care and go easy on the Sherry Schooner.
  11. DTS

    Have you ever bedded someone you have just met whilst sober.

    On my way down to Southampton a few weeks ago I was travelling down with long time SZ poster and personal hero of my mine Smudger. Anyway somehow we got talking about how it must be impossible to meet a woman and bed them the first time you have met them without any form of alchol being...
  12. DTS

    Do Men with Umbrellas work?

    Good Morning All, Yesterday lunch time myself and my work mate decided to take a trip from our base in London Bridge over to Liverpool Street. I needed a white shirt for a funeral I am going to and my mate Ben had £20 worth of HMV vouchers to spunk off. As we got outside it was spitting a...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • amazed hadn hmv liverpool shirt warrant
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. * ORM *

    Thoroughly disgusted

    I've had three or four stabs at trying to make this post constructive and I know I'm going to fail at it again. I almost can't think of one positive to take from today's spineless, shameful performance. That has to go down as the world's softest ever local derby. I looked around at the team and...
    • * ORM *
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    • amazed bitter didn especially failing foo ive joi money nobody shameful tilly wasn wev
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Napster

    Myspace

    After being amazed that several SZFC players have MySpace sites, and a few of the SZ's elder fraternity - how many of SZ has got one. :confused:

  15. Spurs in the Southend End

    Behind me were sat some Spurs fans in the Lower Tier, one of them complete in Spurs ski hat and this particular Julian ****s lookalike took great delight in celebrating the first goal. I am amazed it did not kick-off, says alot about the peace loving Southend fans around him. I had my seven year...

  16. Bradders 3 million

    Just read in Sunday Mirror that Man City paid 3 Mill for him,I an amazed he must of been very hot property at that stage of his career.Great goal yesterday.
  17. sufcintheprem

    All over now?

    I don't quite understand why our chances of survival are suddenly all over after losing to the best team in the division. I've just seen the predictions thread and I was amazed that there was only one prediction of a defeat in spite of the fact that Birmingham, only the other week went...
  18. The Watermill Wino

    Escape to Essex!

    I can now see the reason for the delay in planning for Fossets re ROADS and access. The whole exit strategy from WHLane was farcical, gridlocked cars, traffic management stuttering and wayning, frustrated drivers cutting up on the inside and causing more grief. I was amazed to see the Shrimper...
  19. Winkle

    Its a funny old game!

    Its totally amazed me today, how many phone calls and E.mails Ive had today asking if I can get tickets for the big game! Now not one to rock anyones boat but if I could have got more than the one thay are allocating for seasos, the last people I would want to by tickets for are glory...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • amazed chavs essex hay icke ickets ive mails rock seasos suppor wes whos
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Jonny_Stokes

    A bit of perspective

    Firstly: f%&k off Jonny, Orient scum, going down, East London is full of ethnic minorities. Right, now we've got that out of the way: I can't believe the negativity on this board. I really can't. I know football fans are fickle creatures, and I know as well as any of you how it feels to embark...
    • Jonny_Stokes
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    • amazed atmospheres attitudes capital crack cup ethnic exactly fa cup foo incredible ish ley lose mis mistakes proposed qui scum upside wes
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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