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  1. Lee Hughes....

    When I first heard on the radio yesterday that Lee Hughes had been sentanced to six years I thought that was quite a hefty sentance. After thinking about it for a while actually its not, its a poxy piddly sentance that is totally indicative of the state of our Criminal Justice system. Hughes it...
    • Benfleetshrimp
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    • alcohol criminal didn didnt foward ive poxy qui subsequent
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. A major earthquake has hit Southend

    A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale has hit Southend in the > early hours of the 17th June 2004. The epicentre was the Town Centre. > > Casualties were seen aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and > 'that did my ed in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing...
    • windybottom
    • Thread
    • alcohol bang bedroom bone brew burn carlsberg caused chocolate collections damaged ead earthquake fur furniture historic money nutella parcels ski southend spread supply town woken
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Great news for England Fans!!!

    Subject: French Footballer in Drugs scandal! It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test yesterday (Sunday) after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, France will...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
    • Thread
    • alcohol foo ive script test
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. canada shrimper

    monday  joke

    A Philly fan, a Montreal fan and a Leafs fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of beer. All of the sudden Saudi police rushed in and  > arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe >>offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught...
    • canada shrimper
    • Thread
    • alcohol bleeding dru honourable pain saudi sentenced severe suppor support wish
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Beer Increases Brain power

    According to buffalo watchers. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When a herd is hunted its the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole with the regualr killing of the weaker members of the herd...
  6. chadded

    10 more days

    Til I drastically cut down on alcohol, and get my self megafit, hopefully. So I make that 10 more days of getting ****ed. Dont ya just love crimbo.
  7. Durera

    Best Starbucks....

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>About this time of day, the alcohol consumed during lunchtime is usually wearing off, and I find myself with nothing better to do than: a) post poll&#39;s on SZ b) get myself a Starbucks. So, regarding b), what&#39;s your favourite? I&#39;ve recently...
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