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PC World
Everyone. As you know I used to run a website and now don't, this is because;- (copied from various forums for the purpose of obtaining information) I bought a Fujistsu Scaleo P computer September 05' from PC World. It began to create problems from day one. Graphics freezing. Rebooting...- The Artful Shrimper
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- airport breaker burn computers dealings faul ran rants riggers test visa
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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West Brom Surprise
Last week it was my birthday and, as a great (and huge) surprise, my missus found a brilliant way of getting me to the airport last Friday and handing me tickets to fly over for the West Brom game. I was stunned. All had been arranged for a long time with my brother. Before I knew it, I was in...- overseas shrimper
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- airport awareness booing ched ead eastwood handing hanks icke ickets insults joi overcome postings qui rolling stupidity suppor support tilly trolling wasn wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Squirrel and The Grasshopper
>>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...- Smudger
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- abandoned airport attempted axes bbc bombing burglary ched cos cultural diversity ead failing finds finishing fro fur grasshoppers hasn hijacked ish laden laughs mice minister money multi multicultural newly overcome peoples probation ran rants rate representing res salmon seized shelter singing squirrels taxi temporary trauma worker
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My Trip to Germany
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...- Interpol Shrimper
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- aeroplane airport auntie cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Airport Taxi
Chaps, Before I start ringing round the usual local cab firms can anyone recommend a taxi firm for a reliable Airport taxi run from Shoebury to Heathrow, needed for Sunday morning? - (pick up Shoebury Sunday 9th July 9am;pick up Heathrow Saturday 15th July9am)? What should I expect to pay for a...- Guest
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- airport firms heathrow reliable taxi
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Theo's Holiday!
By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...- ldnfatso
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- aeroplane airport cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BERMUDA AWAY
Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...- TMWLT
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- airport amble ands bottles chickens cos degree elderly following fried gentlemen goa hall hamilton headed introduce lou pace rack remove similar stairs suppor taxi trap washing washington
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Please Think of Us
Tomorrow morning at approximately 11.00am CET, we shall be collecting a certain Barry Harris from Valencia Airport for a week-long stay. Please think of us at this difficult time ...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- airport collecting vale
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Guide to Bournemouth
As I'm a Bournemouth based shrimper I thought I'd give ya bit of info on the Town and team which might be of use come saturday. How to get here Take the M25 til you reach the M3 junction (12) signposted Southampton. Its very close to the previous junction. Continue on the M3 til junction 13...- Bromley Blue
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- airport enlighten following foo hay joi junction marking meat med milf mph posted qui similar town wes yates
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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relatively funny joke
guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks...- steveo
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- airport amazed dealings fro incredible jet suspicious undercover wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Come on You
I have just had the whole of the Singapore Airport transit lounge look at me as I let out a big cheer upon seeing the result......4 fecking 1! Fantastic result for the boys....I take it we played well? I honestly have to say I'd rather not be finishing my holiday but heading home to...- Ron Manager
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- airport fecking finishing league league one lou southend spread
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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End of the Year Review
What everyones? Best 10 10. England beating Argentina 9. Watching the film Downfall 8. Finally having a garden and having a bbq during Live8 7. My trip to Spain 6. Beating Forest at home 5. Listening to the Arcade Fire album Funeral 4. Finally beating the Aussies and winning the Ashes 3...- Ulysses
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- airport arcade bbq everyones mile packs rock
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Jon Bon Jovi
..........annoyingly nice bloke. Just got back from Nice Airport, after our trip to join up with the AS Monaco Southend Branch Supporters Club, where the poddle haired rocker was flying out. My sister in law is a huge fan so the missus thought it would be a good idea to ask him to pose for a...- Ron Manager
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- airport auntie bra didn joi southend suppor
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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FRUCKING YES !
Westcliff Reliance 1 ShrimperZone FC 2 Cup match against a team one division higher and we finally get our first competitive win under our belts. Fully deserved and we should have probably won by more. Got to go to the airport now so I can't even celebrate with the team or watch the win...- * ORM *
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- airport belts cliff competitive heathrow ive terminal wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Breaking News
All, It is with great regret that I must inform you that due to the high level of interest from Southend fans in tandem with the small capacity of the stadium, the two clubs have agreed that security costs would spiral beyond any benefit of staging the match. The team were also hoping to be...- Loramski
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- airport cos southend thrown
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Eastwood to Blackpool
Mwahaha 1. Start at A1015 (Rayleigh Road), Leigh On Sea (UK-SS9 5). Major road 0.5 miles 857 m 0 yards 0 m 2. You just left Leigh On Sea. 3. Continue straight into A127 (Prince Avenue). Major road 3.6 miles 5.7 km 0.5 miles 857 m 4. Continue straight into A127 (Southend...- sufcintheprem
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- airport avenue ford joi junction potters pres rate rigby sands southend stansted wes
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friendly vs Sopot SK?
Rumours about the Hall are that our Polish friends from Sopot have been in touch for a friendly as they read in tonight's Echo that Tilly is looking for one more game. The Stag and he commercial dept has been in touch with Southend airport to enquire about flight offers for fans wanting to...- Loramski
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- airport hall southend tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Directions Please
1.Start at London Heathrow Airport. 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 3.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear left onto the highway...- * ORM *
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- airport avenue bear heathrow parkway singing terminal town wes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Trouble At The Top
A quote from the Radio Times: Should make interesting viewing! Starts 9.50 on BBC2.- Hockley_Blues
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- airport bbc boardroom contracts developer filmed foo football infuriated prime suppor town
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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here i am
Well after a 1 1/2 hour delay at Toronto pearson airport yesterday (thursday)and bloody road works on the M25 i have at last made it back to Leigh-On-Sea.I have hockey sticks and pucks for the trust.I sat for nearly 1 hour in road works and suddenly it started to dawn on me why i left this...- canada shrimper
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- airport daw dru habits shirt spread
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat