You're on Jeremy Kyle

[Andy_Shrimp]

Ok so I work from home. But this show gets me, why would you go on TV and pour out your troubles?

JK is fairly frank in the way he talks but this is for TV. post your problem and see what the SZ public have to give. I am sure that you will get better advice than Jk and his "mate" Graham. Here is mine:

My girlfriend is currently on a 3 month tour of South America, but an old flame is making it clear that she wants some time with me- what should I do? (for those that read my post last year this is the same girl who had one leg and was pretty full on)

 

[Medway Blue]

(for those that read my post last year this is the same girl who had one leg and was pretty full on)

What do you mean by full-on?

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

What do you mean by full-on?

We met, got on and then all of a sudden it was a full on relationship. I didn't want that, but she did. Now she is back and wants to come round again. It took all of two dates for her to get roy ("keane") and whilst she is a really nice girl I didn't want to at the time. Neither do I now (and it has nothing to do with the leg as it has its benefits)

 

[OldBlueLady]

Depends how you really feel about the girlfriend. 3 months away is no time really, how much longer is left?

 

[Dept36]

If it was me id,well the old me from my sex addict past would have beasted her in every hole she owns and for afters i would wind down by licking her stump whilst shouting kick me stumpy kick me.
Ah the good old perv days,then id feel bad for 3 or maybe 4 minutes.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Is her name Heather? Macca is having murders with her at the moment so I'd stay well clear.

 

[Firestorm]

this is the same girl who had one leg and was pretty full on)

And she's got you stumped ????

 

[davewebbsbrain]

(for those that read my post last year this is the same girl who had one leg and was pretty full on)

I would give her damn good seeing too, then tell her to hop it!!

 

[osymandus]

Id only go on there to have the satisfaction of ridiculing the idiot , and possible smashing his face in. With an albino transexual dwarf , who was my mail order bride , and sibling.