Your Zombie Plans

[BaileytheQuitter]

To coincide with the start of season 2 of the TV show The Walking Dead I've been thinking about precautionary plans in the off chance that the dead suddenly come back to life and start eating the flesh of the living.

So, what are your plans?

 

[Supernaut]

I'm gonna get together with 3 friends and hide ourselves away in Lakeside - what can go wrong?

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I'm going to try to save a relative even though i know they are already dead and have returned as a zombie

or i'm going to hide out in The Winchester

 

[MK Shrimper]

Eat lots of garlic :unsure:

 

[Napster]

I'd travel to the PM's office and ask him the important question:

























































Bart or Darryl?

 

[southendkid]

Question how the disease started, i mean the disease must have started from one corpse, and the films say it can only be spread by zombies biting people, how did one slow moving, stupid zombie successfully infect so much of the population?

 

[Supernaut]

Question how the disease started, i mean the disease must have started from one corpse, and the films say it can only be spread by zombies biting people, how did one slow moving, stupid zombie successfully infect so much of the population?

In 'The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue' it was some heavy duty agricultural machinery that started it, and wasn't 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' something to do with voodoo on a remote pacific Island? It's a very real threat that comes in many forms and starts in different ways - beware my friend.

 

[southendkid]

In 'The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue' it was some heavy duty agricultural machinery that started it, and wasn't 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' something to do with voodoo on a remote pacific Island? It's a very real threat that comes in many forms and starts in different ways - beware my friend.

In that case I'll buy a house boat and hope zombies can't swim

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Question how the disease started, i mean the disease must have started from one corpse, and the films say it can only be spread by zombies biting people, how did one slow moving, stupid zombie successfully infect so much of the population?

It started with Akinfenwa

 

[Supernaut]

In that case I'll buy a house boat and hope zombies can't swim

One of the undead ****ers in 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' kills a shark - you can't escape.

 

[southendkid]

One of the undead ****ers in 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' kills a shark - you can't escape.

I'll live in a hot air balloon and hope there aren't any zombie pigeons

 

[tice_18]

Check this bad boy out:
http://human3rror.com/zombie-proof-house/

One expert commented on it:
An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead. While aggressive quarantine may eradicate the infection, this is unlikely to happen in practice. A cure would only result in some humans surviving the outbreak, although they will still coexist with zombies. Only sufficiently frequent attacks, with increasing force, will result in eradication, assuming the available resources can be mustered in time.

 

[MK Shrimper]

It started with Akinfenwa

I thought it started with a kiss?

 

[Blue_Wes]

Go about my normal routine, wake up, dress, commute, sit in front of a screen for 8 hours, commute, sit in front of telly, undress, sleep...repeat to fade

I'd fit right in.

Either that or profit with a human flesh restaurant, the menu would cater for all your zombie needs

For starter
Soup of Col Ewe fan (Tastes like Lamb)

Main
Roast Inlaws (Very Bitter)

Dessert
Dale Farm Travellers Gelati (Tastes like ****)