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Your Last Request

Harold Bishop Killer

Got bummed around Aus
You are on death row (for a crime you never committed of course) and you are granted one last request. It can be anything you would like as long as it is feasible (i.e. you can not go back in time) and you can not be released and be let to live. You have already been granted an appeal against your conviction but still you were found guilty. You are going to be killed by lethal injection and there is no way of stopping it – what would your last request be?

Mine would be a steak and seafood platter, with endless supply of whisky served to me by a bevy of naked beauties while watching Southend.
 
Most people would choose something that takes ages, so that they luive longer. **** that. Have a threesome with Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson. Might as well go out with a bang. At least I'd know I enjoyed the last 5 seconds of my life...
 
My last meal would be a green salad. Must watch my cholesterol, y'know.
 
Request to be cremated & the ashes to be stroun at the nearest international airport.

Always wanted to see the world............
 
I'd request that I get to sing one last song "Twenty million green bottles hanging on the wall, twenty million green bottles hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall, there'd be 19,999,999 green bottles hanging on the wall. 19,999,999 green bottles hanging on the wall.........................."
 
I'd request that I get to sing one last song "Twenty million green bottles hanging on the wall, twenty million green bottles hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall, there'd be 19,999,999 green bottles hanging on the wall. 19,999,999 green bottles hanging on the wall.........................."

They would tie a voice sensitive gun to your head, soon as you stopped singing or slept....................

:thump:
 

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