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Your Idea Of Hell

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Robbie Williams on continual play with just George Lamb for company and no lead piping to batter the mockney out of him.
 
Tarquin Fauntleroy said:
Hey there Chaps!

Just wondering what your particular idea of heaven might be.

Here's mine:

Waking up to find one's meat & two veg covered in flesh-eating ants, whilst wearing a w*st h*m shirt, being serenaded by Chr*s D* B*rgh & thinking that going for a Pie N'Mash & a cuppa splosh sounds like a fahkin' winna.
Gertcha.
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Love you x
 
My idea of Hell? Losing 4-3 at Cheltenham Town to an injury time goal from Barry Hayles after having led 3-1.

Must be awful.
 
Having Vanessa Feltz as my less able siamese twin and having to lug her fat arse around for all my life until I get the sweet release of death.
 
southend_lady said:
Having Vanessa Feltz as my less able siamese twin and having to lug her fat arse around for all my life until I get the sweet release of death.
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I think mine would be waking up in bed next to Vanessa Feltz with a piece of string between my teeth, and thinking I hope to Christ that's a tea bag.
 
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