You know when you are getting old when........

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

1. You can't be arsed to get up and open your presents cos your are too sleepy from all the booze the previous night

2. You quite like the idea of an afternoon snooze Christmas day afternoon like your folks used to when you were young........

 

[HUTTON]

3. You settle down with the family and watch the Queens speech

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

4. You got one of those "one big slippers" from Argos that you really wanted.

 

[HUTTON]

5. You start moaning about the mess

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

6. Receiving knitted cardigans as xmas gifts becomes fashionable (if only in your own eyes)

 

[BrettieAngell]

Christmas loses all meaning!

You dont care if you dont get any presents!

You can't wait for the day to be over!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

7. You look in the mirror and the reflection being returned starts to resemble more and more Mr Cricko.

 

[BrettieAngell]

7. You look in the mirror and the reflection being returned starts to resemble more and more Mr Cricko.

Thats not old thats ancient! ;)

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Thats not old thats ancient! ;)

Thats true.....and it would be quite scary aswell....:(

He will probably have his wrist in a bandage tomorrow and claim it was a Wii accident....:D

Either that or he will have got a TV-X subscription for xmas....:eek:

 

[HUTTON]

Thats true.....and it would be quite scary aswell....:(

He will probably have his wrist in a bandage tomorrow and claim it was a Wii accident....:D

Either that or he will have got a TV-X subscription for xmas....:eek:

Wheres the sick emotion :(

 

[BrettieAngell]

Wheres the sick emotion :(

you know it's true though! :hilarious:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Well if it is bandaged I aint asking! :eek:

Besides I was just trying to bring a little light relief to the thread.....oh hang on, thats not raised the tone either. :o

I shall visit the fridge for some alcoholic refreshment I think....:D

 

[HUTTON]

you know it's true though! :hilarious:

I dont want to think about it :mad: :fart:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I dont want to think about it :mad: :fart:

Mr Hutton.....heres a gift from me at xmas....

"GOT"

I think it would look nice in your sig....:p

 

[HUTTON]

Mr Hutton.....heres a gift from me at xmas....

"GOT"

I think it would look nice in your sig....:p

Can I put it in the unwanted xmas pressie thread :p ;)

 

[Pubey]

you actually start to be helpful around the house!

 

[Winkle]

When you start counting how many satsumas you can stuff down your gullet in the time between christmas dinner and tea. Oh, and why is it that you could be absoulutly stuffed out of your face but there is always room for peanuts?