Worst Southend Haircuts XI.

[DTS]

I reckon this motely crew will win.

Gk - Mel Capelton         (Demolition Man era)
RB - Mark Home            (A Beavis from Beavis and Butthead)
LB - Christian Hyslop      (Floppy girls haircut)
CB - Dave Morely          (Pudding Bowl Cut)
CB - Mike Lapper           (American Marine style)
RW -Mark Beard            (Had pubic hair but on top of his head?)
LW - Shame Wardely      (Ginger Afro)
CM - Derek Payne          (Quiffy Boufont)
CM - Russell Williamson    (Curtain Cut)
CF- Jason Lee                (No explanation needed)
CF- Ian Benjamin            (Looked like one of the drifters)

Can anyone do any worse that this mob. Had to cheat a bit on positions - I do know Beard and Wardely were more full backs.

 

[ldnfatso]

Ricky Otto weren't good!!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Surely Gridelet's preened bouffant-style barnet must make the side... Equally, I'm sure that Belgrave had a stupid plaitted affair at some point, which is worth a mention.

Matt

 

[SUFC_Al]

Neil Tolson with his "12-year old straight fringe cut"

Oh dear.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Any player who played for us in the 1980's....the decade where haircuts went to die...... however, the recent re-invention of the mullet is NOT A GOOD THING.

 

[Angell Delight]

Crowny's mullet was legendary......

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Angell Delight @ Sep. 11 2006,12:20)]Crowny's mullet was legendary......

Shane Westley & Danny O'Shea were two more. The more Westley did to it the more he looked like Fatima Whitbread.

 

[J]

kevin maher with his' poor attempt at an elvis doo..

 

[Stats]

Leo Roget's barnet from the 95/96 season

Looked like he had a very small mop on his head

Also Adam Barrett's poor mans Duncan Goodhew deserves a mention

 

[Stats]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 11 2006,11:08)]CF- Ian Benjamin            (Looked like one of the drifters)

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Benji lines up for his new teams 5-a-side photo

 

[fbm]

Mel Capleton?

Also, from years back, Tommy Horsfall in the 70's had a Keegan style perm if I remember correcrtly, John Kurila looked like the wild man of Borneo and Willie Coulson had shoulder length blonde hair that made him look like a girl.

 

[* ORM *]

Managed by Dave Smith ?

 

[GNH]

Must include Paul Roberts at full back (front row 3rd from left) and Mario Walsh in the striker berth (middle of back row). 2 of the worst haircuts known to man

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Matt Harrold, just for being ginger!!

 

[Badger74]

Quote[/b] (GNH @ Sep. 11 2006,20:35)]Must include Paul Roberts at full back (front row 3rd from left) and Mario Walsh in the striker berth (middle of back row). 2 of the worst haircuts known to man

I think Andy dixon is pretty bad still got his shirt tho!

 

[Plumstix]

McNally's mop-type thing.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Barry Silkmans mass of hair, or is that mess!!!

 

[N'Zamba Legend]

Silkman's Brian May poodle yes, and Glenn Pennyfather's Hoddle-lite 80s flick fringe

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

I vote for Silkman:

 

[TrueBlue]

Carl 'bob marley' Hutchings