Worst Ever SUFC Game...? (All of them!)

[ColUBlue]

Hello Lossssseeeeerrrrzzzzzzz!!!

Well i'm here again to gloat. Last time we spoke the season hadnt started. Its now 6 games old & we proudly sit in 3rd place with 12 points. Whilst u lowly fish smelling dirge-bags languish pathetically in 21st place!
Oh the joy of it! Hee Heeeee

But no i mustn't get ahead of myself, I musn't.
There's a long way to go yet isn't there lads etc etc
I've got news for u, you need a quality Striker & FAST! Those fools Gray, Bramble et al won't get 20 between them. Word is u don't know where your next goal is coming from.

Still if you sack Tilson by November a la Wignall there's a quality Manager without a post in the shape of Danny Wilson. He may just ease u clear of trouble.
Ta ra numb nutz
Oh... & remember, there's no Constantine to save u with 25 goals this year . Ha Ha

 

[swanseashrimpermick]

But you still lost the championship of essex and we are the holders of the ldv southern area or did you forget. ttfn.

 

[chaco27saf]

ColUBlue, the season has just begun and I'd still be willing to put good money on Col Ewe finishing in the bottom half of League 1.

 

[Alex]

Quote[/b] (ColUBlue @ Sep. 03 2004,23:36)]Hello Lossssseeeeerrrrzzzzzzz!!!

Well i'm here again to gloat. Last time we spoke the season hadnt started. Its now 6 games old & we proudly sit in 3rd place with 12 points. Whilst u lowly fish smelling dirge-bags languish pathetically in 21st place!
Oh the joy of it! Hee Heeeee  

But no i mustn't get ahead of myself, I musn't.
There's a long way to go yet isn't there lads etc etc
I've got news for u, you need a quality Striker & FAST! Those fools Gray, Bramble et al won't get 20 between them. Word is u don't know where your next goal is coming from.

Still if you sack Tilson by November a la Wignall there's a quality Manager without a post in the shape of Danny Wilson. He may just ease u clear of trouble.
Ta ra numb nutz
Oh... & remember, there's no Constantine to save u with 25 goals this year . Ha Ha

And where as Wayne Andrews gone now? wheres you next goal coming from

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (chaco27saf @ Sep. 04 2004,00:47)]ColUBlue, the season has just begun and I'd still be willing to put good money on Col Ewe finishing in the bottom half of League 1.

.....Just like last season.....

 

[Technician]

Welcome "ColUBlue" & nice to see you posting on our board again... I hope you are looking forward to our little game at the end of the month! Is mummy taking you to the game?  

Just a quick note... Southend United have nothing else to prove to Colchester United, as we did our talking last season, by becoming the Southern Area Champions in the LDV Vans!

I know that's hard to take for your lot, but facts are facts...

If we lose to you in the opener, I for one, will not be overly concerned, as whilst the income of another fine run in the competition will be most welcome, we don't want to be weighed down by additional distractions this year... [not that our players will lay down without a fight, you understand] but it would be interesting to see whether you could emulate our achievements last season? I seriously doubt it!  

 

[ColUBlue]

Quote[/b] (Technician @ Sep. 04 2004,03:05)]if we lose to you in the opener, I for one, will not be overly concerned, as whilst the income of another fine run in the competition will be most welcome, we don't want to be weighed down by additional distractions this year...

Covering your substantial mockney backside nicely there aren't u: If you win you can gloat, whereas if you get tonked you can refer to those half cocked little muddle of words above.

Our tidy little sum received for Wayne Andrews sits nicely in the back pocket. Money for old rope if you ask me...
The only way you would get a 6 figure sum for one of your lot is if you included the decimal point. Mwah Ha Ha....

 

[Barmy Army]

Quote[/b] (ColUBlue @ Sep. 04 2004,15:17)]

Quote[/b] (Technician @ Sep. 04 2004,03:05)]if we lose to you in the opener, I for one, will not be overly concerned, as whilst the income of another fine run in the competition will be most welcome, we don't want to be weighed down by additional distractions this year...

Covering your substantial mockney backside nicely there aren't u: If you win you can gloat, whereas if you get tonked you can refer to those half cocked little muddle of words above.

Our tidy little sum received for Wayne Andrews sits nicely in the back pocket. Money for old rope if you ask me...
The only way you would get a 6 figure sum for one of your lot is if you included the decimal point. Mwah Ha Ha....

Haven't gone to the game then?

 

[Guest]

You're only posting because your sheep is on her menstrual cycle!

Rushed 1 Southend 4 (F O U R)

 

[Guest]

ohh rob well done you have won 2 games in the whole season so far, what a brilliant start. lol!

great you beat rushden 4-1,
we beat sheff wed 3 nill and donny rovers 4-1
so know you've had a big win you can go back to southend normal style of play aka conferance football HOOF!!!

 

[BluePartridge]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Sep. 04 2004,21:00)]great you beat rushden 4-1,
we beat sheff wed 3 nill and donny rovers 4-1

Oh yeah that's true and we all know were you lot are ending up. Look just becuase your scared to go outside else some squaddie will bumfundle you doesn't mean you have to spend all this time being a fool on here.

 

[Hawkwell Blue]

Hey "Colchester" great name. How long did it take you to think of that one. Well done mate. Now **** off.

 

[Gremlin]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Sep. 04 2004,21:00)]great you beat rushden 4-1,
we beat sheff wed 3 nill and donny rovers 4-1
so know you've had a big win you can go back to southend normal style of play aka conferance football HOOF!!!

Don't worry little fella, if we decide we need any guidance on what life is like in the Conference we know exactly who to ask.

 

[Technician]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Sep. 04 2004,20:00)]ohh rob well done you have won 2 games in the whole season so far, what a brilliant start. lol!  

great you beat rushden 4-1,
we beat sheff wed 3 nill and donny rovers 4-1
so know you've had a big win you can go back to southend normal style of play aka conferance football HOOF!!!

Living in the past are we? I feel sure you mentioned those wins earlier in the week... the bad news is they won't get you another 6 points!!! nice try.

As for a poor start, you've got us on that one... but it's becoming a little hazy now, as we've have a 100% record in our last 2 games, scored six [6] goals whilst conceding only two.

IIRC, a season consists of 46 games... so it will be interesting to compare our season's performances come May! TTFN.

 

[Guest]

How many points in your last 2 games? Big fat zero?

 

[benfleet shrimper]

Quote[/b] (ColUBlue @ Sep. 03 2004,23:36)]Hello Lossssseeeeerrrrzzzzzzz!!!

you might address your loser mates this way, but not us thankyou.