Will Ferrell's best lines....

[GBJ]

Will Ferrell is a comic genius. This is fact not opinion. Here are some of his best film quoutes. feel free to add to it....

Blades of Glory; WF plays Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles

Anchorman; WF plays Ron Burgandy
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Anchorman;
Ron Burgundy (looking in mirror): Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

Talledega Nights; Wf plays Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Blades Of Glory
Jimmy: they're laughing at us...
Chazz: the laughed at Louie Armsrong when he said he wanted to go to the moon. Now he's up there. Laughing at them

Old School; WF plays Frank
(frank is running down the middle of the street naked, when Frank's wife pulls up alonside him with 3 of her friends in the car)
Marrisa: Frank! What the hell are you doing
Frank: Oh hey honey, we're...we're going streaking! We're going up through the quad and into the gymnasium
Marissa:who is?
Frank: Th...W...There's more coming.
Marissa: Frank get in the car
Frank:But...everybodys doing it
Marissa:Frank now!!
Frank: OK
(Frank climbs in the car arse first)
Frank: Hey ladies
Lara: Hey Frank, little chilly out tonight huh?
Marissa: Guys please...
Frank: Hey honey do you think KFC is still open?

Old School;
Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "****, ****, bitch."
Frank: ****. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it

Anchorman;
They named it San Diego...Which of course in German means a whales vagina

 

[Napster]

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Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

 

[Napster]

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Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

 

[Napster]

One-non Will Ferrell scene, but definitely the one that makes me laugh the most

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.

 

[GBJ]

Another scene is anhcorman i love is towards the begining when the characters are being introduced:

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call me mentally ********.

 

[GBJ]

Anchorman;

Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor...
Ron Burgandy: I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary - Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed about it later that nigh

 

[shrimpermatt]

There are so many in step brothers

Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that mother****er!

Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said "let's get it on."

Brennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy Huff: Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan Huff: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!

 

[BoyWonder2]

From Step Brothers:

Brennan Huff: This house is a ****ing prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet ********!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!


Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.