South Bank Hank
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Whilst making the most of my unrelenting, fast-paced SBH social life at the weekend - okay, so a group of us went down 't curry house - one of the lads asked a question to which I was dismayed to discover the answer to.
The question was simply this:
When the money-men of Hollywood decide to make a film to chronicle the importance of your life, which actor would be most suited to playing you in the lead role?
The rules are simple, it must simply be an actor or actress - so not necessarily someone who looks like you. What's most important is that it has to be someone whose overall effect, mannerisms, looks, personality, etc, best matches your own. They can even be an actor who is now dead if that's what works.
My good friend Darren turned out to be Tom Cruise (which is no surprise as they could well be twins - BA$T**D). His lovely wife, Katrina, would be played by the woman who plays Trinity in the Matrix (although no one actually knows her name). Mrs SBH was to be played by a young Jane Seymour so she went home happy. The others in our group seemed relatively happy too with Darren Day, Jeremy Irons and one of the (annoying) girly-twins from Big Brother.
Me?
The general consensus was that I would be excellent portrayed by ****ing Ross Geller from Friends (although I argued that they'd have to throw a bit of Chandler in for good measure)!
So, SZ public, WHO would play YOU and why?
The question was simply this:
When the money-men of Hollywood decide to make a film to chronicle the importance of your life, which actor would be most suited to playing you in the lead role?
The rules are simple, it must simply be an actor or actress - so not necessarily someone who looks like you. What's most important is that it has to be someone whose overall effect, mannerisms, looks, personality, etc, best matches your own. They can even be an actor who is now dead if that's what works.
My good friend Darren turned out to be Tom Cruise (which is no surprise as they could well be twins - BA$T**D). His lovely wife, Katrina, would be played by the woman who plays Trinity in the Matrix (although no one actually knows her name). Mrs SBH was to be played by a young Jane Seymour so she went home happy. The others in our group seemed relatively happy too with Darren Day, Jeremy Irons and one of the (annoying) girly-twins from Big Brother.
Me?
The general consensus was that I would be excellent portrayed by ****ing Ross Geller from Friends (although I argued that they'd have to throw a bit of Chandler in for good measure)!
So, SZ public, WHO would play YOU and why?
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