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Which SSN Presenter?

Which SSN Presenter would Poke with your Autocue...

  • Alex "Horsey Horsey" Quinn

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Charlotte "The New Bird" Jackson

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Chloe "Orange Face" Jackson

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Clare "MILF-Tastic" Tomlinson

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Georgie "Man Voice" Thompson

    Votes: 9 19.6%
  • Millie "The Best One" Clode

    Votes: 19 41.3%
  • Natalie "Drilled by Matterface" Sawyer

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Vicky "Graveyard Shift" Gomersall

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Sam "Hero" Matterface

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Sara Jane "The Ginger One" Mee

    Votes: 2 4.3%

  • Total voters
    46

EastStandBlue

Life President
Following on from Pubey's thread, and the fact there have been quite a few new female faces on SSN lately, we need to find out just which Presenter would get it first.
 
At the moment i have a serious crush on Sian Williams closely followed by Wendy Hurrell..This bird has the best legs on telly by a country mile.
 
Alex Quinn
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Charlotte Jackson
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Chloe Everton
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Clare Tomlinson
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Georgie Thompson
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Mille Clode
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Natalie Sawyer
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Vicky Gomersall
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That Prick Matterface
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Sarah Jane Mee
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Added Sarah Jane Mee as well.

I was on a table next to some of the SSN girls at a charity quiz earlier this year. Thompson is tiny like a pixie. Sawyer has surprisingly large (and lovely) boobs. Gomarsall was pregnant but looked radiant. Mee is lovely close up and I reckon she fancies me. I was a bit drunk though.

They were all thick as pig ****.
 
At the moment i have a serious crush on Sian Williams closely followed by Wendy Hurrell..This bird has the best legs on telly by a country mile.

Hurrell is really quite lovely, as is Riz Latif. In fact, most of the female BBC London presenters scrub up well - the missus met Louisa Preston and was struck by how pretty she was.
 
Not knocking as bit of talent to look at but I do feel that SSN just get any dcent bird who knows a bit about football to speak.

What happended to the days when a broken nosed season prop used to do the speaking. Least they knew what they were on about.
 

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