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Where do you see Spartan in five years?

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I will go for a big fat balding woofta who supports Crawley Town and goes out to clubs dressed in leather and lears at all the young lads thinking he is part of the crowd...But very much like on here he is a joke.
 
Having a good nosh through the glory holes installed at Falmer off some 23 stone hulk of a man whilst writing on his iPhone 7 about how great his girlfriend is at being more amazing than any other girl ever on here still trying to persuade us that he doesn't get off on chasing massive schlongs.
 
Probably still posting on here trying to wind everyone up (and suceeding), in a vain effort to fill that gaping void where his soul should be, tormented by those same repetitive dreams where he's actually a Southend United fan instead of being blighted by the curse of supporting Br*ghton. If only he could express his true self, and don the blue of southend, how he yearns to see the shrimp upon his chest. But no, he's trapped, trapped inside a blue & white stripped shirt, how those stripes feel like the bars of a prison cell. This torture builds inside him, twisting & corrupting until he has to let the hurt and anger out on a Southend United forum, hurting the ones he truely loves.

If he wasn't such a ****, I'd feel sorry for him really.
 
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