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.. that Statler & Waldorf have another brother. If you were one of the three cretins in Row K of the East Stand Black, I'd just like to thank you for making me laugh out loud on several occassions last night.
Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for the entire duration.
Two minutes in, referee runs in front of us "Oi, ref you are bender". I am wondering where that came from. It was followed up with "oi ref do you come from Brighton" and "you look like a school boy queer". Nice. It set the tone....
Everytime a player miskicked it - "it's always the bloody same" one would say. Another would say "bloody same" and the third "yes, bloody same". This went on for the entire game. Everyone was either a "numpty", a "mug" or a "muppet" (which coming from Statler & Waldorf, was rich)
Adam Barrett got stick. Shocking, yes I know. "Barrett, you are not fit to be a professional." "Barrett, call yourself a pro" and line of the night "Barrett, get your hair cut".
Every Dagenham player was "bent", "gay" or merely just a "homo". Their physio was clearly just "touching them up" when giving treatment.
Despite people openly snickering and sniggering at them, they progressed. Dagenham player called Smith comes down for a throw. "Oi, Smith. You are a w****r". No reason, no thought process.
And then we they did the Alan Hansen thing, debating why players can't do the basics, such as score everytime there is a corner, beat five men etc etc.
Penalties was a hoot. Apparantly McCormack plays with himself and as does Hunt.
And to cap it all, they believe the Daggers were a Confernece outfit.
Whilst most left the ground scratching their heads in bewilderment at what had played out in front of their eyes, I could only laugh.
If you guys are reading this, any chance you could sit in the Family Stand on Saturday. You are far more entertaining than anything that will happen on the pitch.
Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for the entire duration.
Two minutes in, referee runs in front of us "Oi, ref you are bender". I am wondering where that came from. It was followed up with "oi ref do you come from Brighton" and "you look like a school boy queer". Nice. It set the tone....
Everytime a player miskicked it - "it's always the bloody same" one would say. Another would say "bloody same" and the third "yes, bloody same". This went on for the entire game. Everyone was either a "numpty", a "mug" or a "muppet" (which coming from Statler & Waldorf, was rich)
Adam Barrett got stick. Shocking, yes I know. "Barrett, you are not fit to be a professional." "Barrett, call yourself a pro" and line of the night "Barrett, get your hair cut".
Every Dagenham player was "bent", "gay" or merely just a "homo". Their physio was clearly just "touching them up" when giving treatment.
Despite people openly snickering and sniggering at them, they progressed. Dagenham player called Smith comes down for a throw. "Oi, Smith. You are a w****r". No reason, no thought process.
And then we they did the Alan Hansen thing, debating why players can't do the basics, such as score everytime there is a corner, beat five men etc etc.
Penalties was a hoot. Apparantly McCormack plays with himself and as does Hunt.
And to cap it all, they believe the Daggers were a Confernece outfit.
Whilst most left the ground scratching their heads in bewilderment at what had played out in front of their eyes, I could only laugh.
If you guys are reading this, any chance you could sit in the Family Stand on Saturday. You are far more entertaining than anything that will happen on the pitch.
