Question What have you named after Southend United FC?

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

Seeing on another thread that someone had named one of their wedding tables after Chrissy Powell :cool: I thought it would be an idea to see what other folk have done in a similar vein.

I'll kick things off:

- dog (Shrimper)
- cat 1 (Freddie)
- cat 2, fat (Bramble)
- guinea pig (Sid (Broomfield))

Bit of a pet theme but you needn't restrict your effort to livestock (Sid snuffed it last year anyway).

Tried to name the house Roots Hall but wifey thought it a bit misleading for a modern brick blob.

 

[canveyshrimper]

An old friend of ours called her tortoise Phil (Chisnall) as it happened the tortoise was quicker than Phil Chisnall.

Sadly the creature came to an untimely ended when it was found hung in some wire mesh in a cucumber patch. :'(

 

[Fish]

My parents still have a cat called Roycie.

In fact, had she (yes, we named a female cat after a footballer) been in goal instead of him when he played for QPR the other season, chances are we wouldn't have won 5-0 that night, on account of the fact that there probably wouldn't be much space to play with once she was slumped in front of the goal, certainly probably not enough to get a football past.

However, this might have been offset by the fact that it would take her more than half time to waddle up to the other end, unless of course there was a food bowl there.

In case you haven't worked it out yet, she's an even fatter cat than Bob Diamond.

 

[Blue_Shrimper1959]

Two chickens:

Sammy & Tilly!

 

[beemamad]

Two goldfish :

Freddie & Charlie ( unfortunately Freddie is no longer with us - how ironic )

 

[Sean 2]

My son is called Ronnie.In honour of the legend that is Sir Ron Pountney.


Nuff said!

 

[The General]

The family dog is called Tes(sa) after the one and only Tesfaye Bramble!

:)

 

[C C Csiders]

My missus has named my knob Revell - only two shots all year and both wide of the mark.

 

[Gremlin]

My missus has named my knob Revell - only two shots all year and both wide of the mark.

Weird, she calls mine Furlong. I'd better not elaborate.

 

[C C Csiders]

Weird, she calls mine Furlong. I'd better not elaborate.

Yeah, she told me. That's because it's black and will never be seen again.

 

[shrimper n sydney]

I called my ex wife "roots hall"

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

My first hamster was called Stan. And i have named my penis Drewe as he is always in the right place at the right time but can never score!!

 

[Ron Manager]

Tried to name my little girl Tilly but the missus wasn't having it! She does however have a Southend United teddy bear called Freddy.

 

[Firestorm]

I wanted to name my son after two of my favourite players at the time, however the Wife said that no son of hers would be called Mervyn Anton

 

[thechampionship_isupsidedown]

I know a bloke who was a Palace fan and called his daughter Crystal Alice... True...

 

[Somerset Ex-TTB]

Pet related theme for me.

Sammy (Cat)
Woody (Cat) Bit of a goalkeeper theme!

Tilly and Brushie (Guinea Pigs)

We have a dog called Barney, but Lee Barnard was probably still at school when we got him, so i can't claim that one.

 

[Streaky]

Named our cat Leo (after Roget).

It was gonna be called Leon after Clarke / Cort - but Clarke left at the same time as we got him so name shortend.

Strange think happend the other day - Steve Bennett was reffing on the tele and the cat started scratching at the screen....