one flew over the cockles nest
First XI
i normally go in the East Yellows with the chaps but for the last couple of games I have gone back to my spiritial home of 86 The West Bank, and I must admit I quiet like it in there you seem to be alot nearer to the action, and its got more of a footbally feel about it the smell of **** and Old Holburn to name but a few, but what did make me chuckle was on saturday. Me and my mate Terry (whos the head doorman at Churchills and is a giant of a man) went and found our seats, which where in the middle of a group old men who have obviously been going since they where boys and since the west has been seating, have prob always stayed in the same seats. Wel lthey gave me and Terry a lovely welcome , first of all about 5 mins before kick off we went to sit down, but would they get up to let us through ? what do you reckon, they just looked at each other and started muttering (probably something like they own the f**king air that I breath because they are older than me or something similar) so in the end we just had to try and squeeze pasted there angled legs and thank them.
Well once seated I commited the automate sin ......... answered my mobile phone, sh*t what a mistake? the look on there faces you would have thought I had just ****ed on there dead wifes!!! By now me and Terry found this alittle strange but slightly amusing. We put our introductions down to experience, well the game starts and we all know what happened don't we Up we went like mad men screaming shouting and huggin anyone who was standing up celebrating as well . for about the next 2 minutes we where all over them and I was like any other passionate blue blooded Southend fan screaming and urging the lads on, and then it came, it killed me stone dead, the old boy next to me got hold of my f**king jumper and shouted right in my face SHUUUT UP, I said sorry old fella, what did you say? He said again, now with all his dads army starring at me " I told you SHUUUUT UUP bloody shut up screaming in my ear"! I said f**k off mate its football, f**k off home if you don't like . He said 2 You bloody **** off upsetting everyone, I told him to go and get the bloody steward if he thinks im being aproblem, people behind and in front of me couldnt believe what this group of old **** suckers where going on about. Incidentally when we scored did they get up and cheer did they f**k, they where to busy moaning about the weather and Duncan Jupp. I thought I would share my little experience with you, Its so frustrating because they where old men (OAP's) and what can you do, you know if they where 20 years younger I would have told the fella if he looks at me again ill bite his f**king ear off, but you cant can you it makes me look like the bad guy
Well once seated I commited the automate sin ......... answered my mobile phone, sh*t what a mistake? the look on there faces you would have thought I had just ****ed on there dead wifes!!! By now me and Terry found this alittle strange but slightly amusing. We put our introductions down to experience, well the game starts and we all know what happened don't we Up we went like mad men screaming shouting and huggin anyone who was standing up celebrating as well . for about the next 2 minutes we where all over them and I was like any other passionate blue blooded Southend fan screaming and urging the lads on, and then it came, it killed me stone dead, the old boy next to me got hold of my f**king jumper and shouted right in my face SHUUUT UP, I said sorry old fella, what did you say? He said again, now with all his dads army starring at me " I told you SHUUUUT UUP bloody shut up screaming in my ear"! I said f**k off mate its football, f**k off home if you don't like . He said 2 You bloody **** off upsetting everyone, I told him to go and get the bloody steward if he thinks im being aproblem, people behind and in front of me couldnt believe what this group of old **** suckers where going on about. Incidentally when we scored did they get up and cheer did they f**k, they where to busy moaning about the weather and Duncan Jupp. I thought I would share my little experience with you, Its so frustrating because they where old men (OAP's) and what can you do, you know if they where 20 years younger I would have told the fella if he looks at me again ill bite his f**king ear off, but you cant can you it makes me look like the bad guy
