West Ham: Know nothing, win nothing fools

[Rusty Shackleford]

I hate West Ham. Their fans are fickle morons who think their club should be competing for European places, playing beautiful football and in the market for the top players. Curbishley was a realist, he knew that he needed to do whatever it takes to keep a Championship team safe in the Premiership. West Ham fans live in a dream world, they are merely a feeder club for the big London clubs, but they arrogantly believe they are on a level footing with Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Barnet.

I try to be a nice chap, I try to set an example to my children, but the sight of that claret and blue rag wrapped round some wannabe cockney idiot turns me into a psychotic monster, even if the particular idiot is a mere child. I hate them. I hate them so much.

Stan Collymore and Brett Angell - thank you so much for that goal. Barry Fry, I forgive you for betraying us. That win was worth it.

And the non-league prefix on this post is VERY deliberate.

 

[loz]

"grunt grunt scowl Bobby Moore, grunt grunt Academy of Football grunt cough". scumbags, every last one of them.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

"grunt grunt scowl Bobby Moore, grunt grunt Academy of Football grunt cough". scumbags, every last one of them.

Preach on Brother loz.

 

[MK Shrimper]

My skin crawls when I see a Spammer in MK (and there is plenty in MK). Unfortunately many of my mates are Wet Spams.... should I cut all ties?

 

[BoyWonder2]

But don't forget they won the World Cup back in 1966 as I keep hearing.

****ing hate West Ham scummers.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I don't think i've ever given so much rep for one thread before .. wise words chaps

MK .. you have to wait a bit before you get your slice of the green pie

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I am Matt the Shrimp, and I endorse this thread.

:cool:

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

There is to many living in the Southend area. :madman:

 

[Benji91]

But don't forget they won the World Cup back in 1966 as I keep hearing.

****ing hate West Ham scummers.

Remember the Sun advert for Goals, with the two cockney chavs "yer, and we won the world cup" - used to drive me crazy, wanted to throw a brick at the screen.
Thats why im not allowed back into Dixons in Southend

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Wet Sham fans seem to suffer from the collective delusion that they are important and that anybody cares about them.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Remember the Sun advert for Goals, with the two cockney chavs "yer, and we won the world cup" - used to drive me crazy, wanted to throw a brick at the screen.
Thats why im not allowed back into Dixons in Southend

Anyone watching Sky Sports News today will have experienced something similar. 'We don't want no Chelsea legends! It ain't rocket science! Sieg Heil! Boiled Beef and Carrots! Hasn't the Queen Mother got a lovely smile?'

Tescos do a nice cheap portable I believe?

 

[SUFC_Al]

My uncle and cousins are Spammers, all we do when we see each other is slag Wet Spam down to the ground. They have such an inflated sense of importance. A special part of my hatred is reserved for the fact that they tried getting Ian (my brother) to be a Spammer before he even saw a Southend game.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I hate West Ham. Their fans are fickle morons who think their club should be competing for European places, playing beautiful football and in the market for the top players. Curbishley was a realist, he knew that he needed to do whatever it takes to keep a Championship team safe in the Premiership. West Ham fans live in a dream world, they are merely a feeder club for the big London clubs, but they arrogantly believe they are on a level footing with Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Barnet.

I try to be a nice chap, I try to set an example to my children, but the sight of that claret and blue rag wrapped round some wannabe cockney idiot turns me into a psychotic monster, even if the particular idiot is a mere child. I hate them. I hate them so much.

Stan Collymore and Brett Angell - thank you so much for that goal. Barry Fry, I forgive you for betraying us. That win was worth it.

And the non-league prefix on this post is VERY deliberate.

You had my vote after the first four words.

 

[OldBlueLady]

The people whose house backs onto ours moved down from Dagenham a couple of years back and also support That team. They are loud, foul mouthed and extremely yobbish, they have telephone conversations and arguments standing inside their back door smoking (if it's raining) or outside if it isn't, and their voices resonate so much that you can hear every word throughout my house, especially at 2 o'clock in the morning. Their two children are equally obnoxious and badly behaved and I detest them all. From what I've heard of their conversations they are very close to splitting up - this may be harsh, but I wish they'd get on with it and move as they have ruined the quiet solitude of our little area. They've just been on holiday and the peace was blissful for 10 days.

 

[returningshrimper]

My old man's a West Ham, and I quite like him, although I have met a few idiots over the years, but the same could be said for most clubs I guess

 

[Stats]

Anyone watching Sky Sports News today will have experienced something similar. 'We don't want no Chelsea legends! It ain't rocket science! Sieg Heil! Boiled Beef and Carrots! Hasn't the Queen Mother got a lovely smile?'

Tescos do a nice cheap portable I believe?

I dont know whats worse at the moment, the unrealistic spammers who dont want Zola to take over because he used to play for Chelsea or the Newcastle fans who are still crying out for Keegan to be re-instated thinking he's some kind of genius.

 

[Davro]

We hate West ham
And we hate West Ham.
We hate west ham
And we hate west ham.
We hate west ham
And we hate west ham
We are the West Ham haters!

 

[Ricey]

Do you know what wound me up about West Ham fans is all the pricks that were sitting around me the other season when we played them in a friendly. All wearing wet spam shirts. At the time it was my first game in my new seats in the south upper and well I would like to forget about it really. They were chanting and were just a complete nightmare, I even ended up having words with some of them round me arrogant ****s.

I just hate West Ham fans for that reason they ruined my first game in my new season ticket seats!

 

[Swiss Tony]

The people whose house backs onto ours moved down from Dagenham a couple of years back and also support That team. They are loud, foul mouthed and extremely yobbish, they have telephone conversations and arguments standing inside their back door smoking (if it's raining) or outside if it isn't, and their voices resonate so much that you can hear every word throughout my house, especially at 2 o'clock in the morning. Their two children are equally obnoxious and badly behaved and I detest them all. From what I've heard of their conversations they are very close to splitting up - this may be harsh, but I wish they'd get on with it and move as they have ruined the quiet solitude of our little area. They've just been on holiday and the peace was blissful for 10 days.

Chuck some stewed eels over the fence,that should keep them quiet for a while.

 

[SUFCEssex]

I hate West Ham.
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your post won me on just that bit. top posting!