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Still Loves Emma Bunton. Roy McDonough is God!
No doubt some of you won't find this funny but heregoes:
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe in Ramalah chatting over a pint of milk.
The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at photographs and says................
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe in Ramalah chatting over a pint of milk.
The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at photographs and says................
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"