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SouthernRic

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Just wanted to congratulate you all on your fantastic season so far. I'm not quite sure why, but I'm glad you've enjoyed "laughing" at us this season. Unfortunately I don't think we'll be seeing each other again for quite some time, what with your mob being relegated and all

Regards

SouthernRic (Brighton fan)
 
Thanks for that but we have no intention of going down except down to your fantastic open plan ground to say hi again, oh of course taking another 3 points off you.
 
Must be terribly boring being a Brighton fan... Feeling the constant regret of losing at Roots Hall that cuts so deeply, you feel the need to gloat about being 13th in League One.
 
Just wanted to congratulate you all on your fantastic season so far. I'm not quite sure why, but I'm glad you've enjoyed "laughing" at us this season. Unfortunately I don't think we'll be seeing each other again for quite some time, what with your mob being relegated and all

Regards

SouthernRic (Brighton fan)

aww ric! thanks for sending me a private message. unfortunately i am gonna pass on your offer of letting me suck you through a hosepipe. thanks though x
 
Just wanted to congratulate you all on your fantastic season so far. I'm not quite sure why, but I'm glad you've enjoyed "laughing" at us this season. Unfortunately I don't think we'll be seeing each other again for quite some time, what with your mob being relegated and all

Regards

SouthernRic (Brighton fan)

What a sad ******* you are-

You are hardly doing amazingly yourselves are you. In the relegation zone until three weeks ago despite all the money you have.

Prize ****.
 
Just to respond to a few things:

1) We beat you at Roots Hall last season, so that gag doesn't really work
2) I agree we haven't had a good season. However, why you were all ******* yourselves silly laughing at us in August I will never know
3)The Gay vibe. Is that really how bad your banter is? I didn't mention your family problems.....

I never had a problem with Southend, like the majority of Brighton fans. However, I read the idiotic thread having a laugh at us, and thought you needed a taste of your own medicine.
 
However, why you were all ******* yourselves silly laughing at us in August I will never know

I never had a problem with Southend, like the majority of Brighton fans. However, I read the idiotic thread having a laugh at us, and thought you needed a taste of your own medicine.

Perhaps you should have asked then to save making yourself look like a 12 year old on daddy's laptop?

The particular thread follows the visit of a fairly high profile Brighton fan posting under the name of Spartan. He made a huge amount of noise at the start of the season about Brighton walking the division and finishing as Champions. When Brighton then spent the best part of the shaping of the season in the relegation zone, it was certainly quite amusing.

Now - if you want to hang around, we enjoy the banter. If you're going to be a ***, then you'll be gone.
 
Just to respond to a few things:

1) We beat you at Roots Hall last season, so that gag doesn't really work
2) I agree we haven't had a good season. However, why you were all ******* yourselves silly laughing at us in August I will never know
3)The Gay vibe. Is that really how bad your banter is? I didn't mention your family problems.....

I never had a problem with Southend, like the majority of Brighton fans. However, I read the idiotic thread having a laugh at us, and thought you needed a taste of your own medicine.


Listen pal I'm the one around here that does come backs.

1) 'However, why you were all ******* yourselves silly laughing at us in August I will never know'

This sentence doesn't really make sense. You have used correct words, but your punctuation is completely absent, it should be 'Why where you ******* yourselves a silly amount laughing at us in August, I will never know'
Your sentence just doesn't really mean anything, but I'll let you off as having a D**** burgling your t**** but be very off putting when trying to type.

2. 'The Gay vibe. Is that really how bad your banter is? I didn't mention your family problems....' The gay vibe...hmmm...I am not really sure if this is one of your clubs that you go too. That sentence actually sounds like a slogan for the club that you attend, obviously, very regularly. What you meant by 'I didn't mention your family problems,' I imagine was saying something about us being gypsies. There aren't many travelers in this area, this really only has started because Freddy Eastwood played for us for a few years and he has a family background for being a traveler.

3. 'I never had a problem with Southend, like the majority of Brighton fans. However, I read the idiotic thread having a laugh at us, and thought you needed a taste of your own medicine.' Well you sir have matched that idiotic thread by starting this one.

Now go and chill out in 'The Gay Vibe Bar' or whatever you said, you silly, ignorant, **** burgling, thick Knob 'ed

Love Dave

UTB!
 
Good post Ric. Nothing wrong with some banter.
If you dish it out you must be able to take it. So many people go into their shells when confronted.
It must be nice to be a form team - I bet you have been itching to post all season. But for half of it you were one of the worst teams in the league. Now we have taken that claim to fame off of you.
I don't like Brighton - probably one of the weirdest places I have ever been to. But I admire you for coming on here and spouting off on behalf of 'your' club (adopted)... I thought only foreigners and rent boys lived in Brighton. you almost deny being bent and I never see many foreigners watching games of lower league football.

Do you dislike southend or are you just responding to our we hate brighton threads...

talk to me tell me.
 
Just to respond to a few things:

1) We beat you at Roots Hall last season, so that gag doesn't really work
2) I agree we haven't had a good season. However, why you were all ******* yourselves silly laughing at us in August I will never know
3)The Gay vibe. Is that really how bad your banter is? I didn't mention your family problems.....

I never had a problem with Southend, like the majority of Brighton fans. However, I read the idiotic thread having a laugh at us, and thought you needed a taste of your own medicine.

You failed to respond to my point you must have a sad life to bother to create an account on here, to take the **** when your doing marginally better than us, on the back of banter you dont understand.

As for the gay thing as someone who lives in Brighton myself you will know that EVERYONE who is anyone says brighton is full of gays as it is.....
 
Pesky School Holidays.

Go outside and help the elderly and/or infirm, it must be bobajob week or something.
 
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The particular thread follows the visit of a fairly high profile Brighton fan posting under the name of Spartan. He made a huge amount of noise at the start of the season about Brighton walking the division and finishing as Champions. When Brighton then spent the best part of the shaping of the season in the relegation zone, it was certainly quite amusing.

Now - if you want to hang around, we enjoy the banter. If you're going to be a ***, then you'll be gone.

Ah yes the legendary Spartan, if you think we were harsh earlier in the season Ric then you can blame your fellow Seagull for that. He was a bellend of the highest order and was rightly banned (IIRC?) from the Zone. I'm quite sure he's not the only prat associated with your club, I especially remember a rather large group of t***s making idiots of themselves after we played you last season at the Hall. Personally I was always hoping you'd survive as we'd miss our customary 3 points at the worst stadium in Britain (not that I would ever go there again, call me picky but I don't like to be 4 miles away from the pitch when I watch a game lol!). In my experience Brighton fans think they're a massive club when in reality they're not and almost certainly never will be (much like us, DEAL WITH IT!). It's the "big club" mentality that makes me laugh, they think they're a Leeds, Norwich or Southampton at this level.

Of course you could be Spartan in disguise, that's a distinct possibility......
 
Just wanted to congratulate you all on your fantastic season so far. I'm not quite sure why, but I'm glad you've enjoyed "laughing" at us this season. Unfortunately I don't think we'll be seeing each other again for quite some time, what with your mob being relegated and all

Regards

SouthernRic (Brighton fan)

emmmm, any reason why you didn't wait until after you had beaten us at Roots hall to post this ?? Surely that would be the perfect time for such a post? On the assumption that youa re soooooo good and we are soooooo bad this must be a dead cert 3 point match for you. Or are you not quite that confident ???
 

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