Well 'ard

[MK Shrimper]

Man fights off four attackers whilst holding onto his chips. Legend! :clap:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565

 

[Special Blue]

Steven Seagal would never drop his fish and chips!
You don't become black belt if you can't look after your dinner.

 

[chapperzUK]

He fought the third off with one hand ... which hand did he use though?


:smiles:

 

[southend4ever]

my favourite part is that he went home finished his fish and chips before he told his wife.

 

[chapperzUK]

my favourite part is that he went home finished his fish and chips before he told his wife.

He has his priorities right :thumbsup:

 

[southend4ever]

yes but why he would want to make national news for this story i don't know.

 

[MK Shrimper]

yes but why he would want to make national news for this story i don't know.

Because he's a goddamn hero!

 

[Greebosan]

How hard must the copywriter have had to battle to resist the headline "Fish and chip hero batters attackers"?

 

[chapperzUK]

How hard must the copywriter have had to battle to resist the headline "Fish and chip hero batters attackers"?

How cod they resist that!



.... I'll get my coat

 

[Jam_Man]

How cod they resist that!



.... I'll get my coat

Please dont turn this into another pun thread. Theres a time and plaice for it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Please dont turn this into another pun thread. Theres a time and plaice for it.

Jeez Jammy, you're giving me a haddock. :dim:

 

[ian_the_girth]

Which one did he batter most?

 

[chapperzUK]

Which one did he batter most?

They were very surprised, I'm shore they didn't sea it coming ...

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

This mermaid my day, some fins need to be done and and if someone was trying to shark his chips then they deserve a cods wallop. They'll roe the day they messed with him, they have no sole but his actions give us a ray of hope. Pollocks to anyone that gives him stick-leback over this, I think he is supper.

 

[Greebosan]

He had no choice, he was stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Legend :smile:

 

[A Century United]

yes but why he would want to make national news for this story i don't know.

Because he's a goddamn Liar!

Corrected.....

[h=1]Wisbech fish and chip fighter fined for police 'lie' [/h]

 

[MK Shrimper]

Blinking flip! :sad:

 

[chapperzUK]

Corrected.....

Wisbech fish and chip fighter fined for police 'lie'

Doesn't say anywhere that he lied, just that he withdrew the statement because they were accusing his wife then him of self-harm .... unless that is also a lie.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Wisbech. Hmmm....how many of you have actually been there?! I have!!! :'(