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Volcano Jokes

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sammyboy

Cannavaro
I only have one but I like it...

What's the difference between the Volcano in Iceland and Cheryl Cole?



One is still blowing ash!
 
Liked the one in the Guardian at the weekend.Apparently there's no letter/sound in Icelandic for "C".
So when Gordon Brown asked for our cash back from those Icelandic banks they thought he meant.................................ash.:)
 
I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party. It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than labour has done in the last 10 years.
 
With Dawn French "at a loose end" and "celibate", she should do herself and the World a favour by plugging up the Icelandic volcano with her arse?

We'd have no ash to deal with and she'd have something hot and black shooting up her back passage again.
 
scrounger said:
Couldn't help myself. It is a tenuous link because of the previous reference!
I know it's wrong, but it will bring a smile to a few faces as well!
Click to expand...

True, it is one of those where you try not to smile because you know you shouldn't, but you can't help yourself. A bit like laughing at something that isn't suppose to be funny and will cause offence if you do so, but you can't stop yourself!



Of course I didn't laugh at that joke .... :whistling:
 
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