Winkle
Manager
Dont no whether we have had this topic before, but I was just wondering what peoples youthful experieces intailed, mine was....
It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old, full of testosterone. I rammed her with my car (as you do) and she threw me a look like" hello big boy". We got chatting about ,school music stuff like that and we agreed to meet the following day.
I arrived promptly with my best mate in tow who was gonna try his luck with her slightly rotund friend, and we agreed to see a film (think it was Arthur). Anyway during the film we both started to get, how do you say it " familier". All I can remember about this know is the enormous bolge in my staypress trousers while walking out the cinema! Wendy then suggested we go back to hers as she had the new specials album and would I like to listen to it....." to f%cking right I do" I was thinking.
We arrived at her gaff,and she then infomed me that her parents wouldnt be home till late as they both worked shift work.We walked upstairs to her bedroom and starting listening to music. Well from then on it all seems a bit of blur, lots of kissing fumbling, pokeing, slobbering. She grabbed hold of the little general and showed me where to put it (as if I needed being told )and we sort of fell into eachover. know, the accumilation of everything in the universe, including the big bang, and pictures of Debbie Harry, lyndsey wagner, Sabrina out of charlies angels, was not going to distract me from this moment and I went at it like Michael Flatly on speed!
Sadly ( on reflection) this was not the best policy, because after what seemed like hours (1/2 minutes) the inevitable happened and the dirty deed was done! knowing know what I didnt no then was that I had totally bypassed the climax stage and got straight into Mount vesouvious mode (eruption) To this day I still think about that defining moment, did it change me? Was I ready? Am I better person now? and you no what..... It didnt matter because I had the biggest smile on my face walking to school the next day!
It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old, full of testosterone. I rammed her with my car (as you do) and she threw me a look like" hello big boy". We got chatting about ,school music stuff like that and we agreed to meet the following day.
I arrived promptly with my best mate in tow who was gonna try his luck with her slightly rotund friend, and we agreed to see a film (think it was Arthur). Anyway during the film we both started to get, how do you say it " familier". All I can remember about this know is the enormous bolge in my staypress trousers while walking out the cinema! Wendy then suggested we go back to hers as she had the new specials album and would I like to listen to it....." to f%cking right I do" I was thinking.
We arrived at her gaff,and she then infomed me that her parents wouldnt be home till late as they both worked shift work.We walked upstairs to her bedroom and starting listening to music. Well from then on it all seems a bit of blur, lots of kissing fumbling, pokeing, slobbering. She grabbed hold of the little general and showed me where to put it (as if I needed being told )and we sort of fell into eachover. know, the accumilation of everything in the universe, including the big bang, and pictures of Debbie Harry, lyndsey wagner, Sabrina out of charlies angels, was not going to distract me from this moment and I went at it like Michael Flatly on speed!
Sadly ( on reflection) this was not the best policy, because after what seemed like hours (1/2 minutes) the inevitable happened and the dirty deed was done! knowing know what I didnt no then was that I had totally bypassed the climax stage and got straight into Mount vesouvious mode (eruption) To this day I still think about that defining moment, did it change me? Was I ready? Am I better person now? and you no what..... It didnt matter because I had the biggest smile on my face walking to school the next day!
