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Swiss residents in Britain have bunging Urs Meier to thank for one thing - opticians all over England are offering them a free eye test for the duration of the tournament.
What do a 3 pin plug and referee Urs Meier have in common?
They are both useless in Europe!
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Urs Meier. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? - Shoot Urs Meier - Twice
OXO were going to bring out a Euro 2004 commemorative cude painted red-and-white in honour of Swiss ref Urs Meier. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
If you see a Swiss referee on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? - It could be your bicycle.
Whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Swiss referee on the road? - There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What do a 3 pin plug and referee Urs Meier have in common?
They are both useless in Europe!
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Urs Meier. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? - Shoot Urs Meier - Twice
OXO were going to bring out a Euro 2004 commemorative cude painted red-and-white in honour of Swiss ref Urs Meier. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
If you see a Swiss referee on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? - It could be your bicycle.
Whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Swiss referee on the road? - There are skid marks in front of the dog.
