Untidy Gardens

[duncan bulgaria]

Now having been on the dating sceen in around the 90's and early 2000's i have never had the misfortune to come across an untidy garden in my day .

I'm fully aware that women in general keep thereselves trim down below nowadays , but it wasn't always like that and just wondering what it would of been like in the 70's/80's when there was hair everywhere . It is something i don't think i'd been able to stomach.

The closest i've ever been to it was seeing Arthur fowlers allotment on Eastenders a few months back and we all know he pooped his cloggs many moons ago so you can imagine the growth .

Suppose women had to put up with men and their tache's but surely theres no comparison, so who had the misfortune of being on the dating sceen in them ' hairy times '

 

[Pubey]

At uni, there was a ginger goth who lived in our halls, and he was a bit of a headcase. anyway he went out with this dirty goth girl who had the hairiest legs ever. you could actually see proper hair going up the insides of her legs when she wore short skirts, she had a bit of a 'tash, some chin hair and really hairy arms too. i bet her gash was absolutely aweful. anyway he confided in his best mate (who then told basically the whole uni) that one night he had been munching away when she gruffed in his face!


appalling!

 

[duncan bulgaria]

At uni, there was a ginger goth who lived in our halls, and he was a bit of a headcase. anyway he went out with this dirty goth girl who had the hairiest legs ever. you could actually see proper hair going up the insides of her legs when she wore short skirts, she had a bit of a 'tash, some chin hair and really hairy arms too. i bet her gash was absolutely aweful. anyway he confided in his best mate (who then told basically the whole uni) that one night he had been munching away when she gruffed in his face!


appalling!

sound like a lovely lady , makes me wish i went to Uni some times !!

 

[please delete my account]

At uni, there was a ginger goth who lived in our halls, and he was a bit of a headcase. anyway he went out with this dirty goth girl who had the hairiest legs ever. you could actually see proper hair going up the insides of her legs when she wore short skirts, she had a bit of a 'tash, some chin hair and really hairy arms too. i bet her gash was absolutely aweful. anyway he confided in his best mate (who then told basically the whole uni) that one night he had been munching away when she gruffed in his face!


appalling!

Hmmm. Ginger, goth, hairy, flatulence, minging snatch...
Sounds awful, like you say....er... any contact details?

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Hmmm. Ginger, goth, hairy, flatulence, minging snatch...
Sounds awful, like you say....er... any contact details?

Just about as bad as it comes really , anyway i started this thread so i'm having first dabs !!

 

[canveyshrimper]

A good few years back a gang of us went to Butlins at Skegness for a week, and great fun it was to. A member of our group pulled this bird who had the hairiest armpits I've ever seen. She lifted her arms and it was like she had Tina Turner under there.

The unfortunate upshot of this sad incident was that ever since the poor sod has had to trawl the world looking for similarly hirsute females.

 

[please delete my account]

The unfortunate upshot of this sad incident was that ever since the poor sod has had to trawl the world looking for similarly hirsute females.

Hey Chap,

I can put him in touch with a splendid lady who is so 'follically blessed' she's practically got a thatched doormat 'a-dangling below' and nips hairy enough to weave a small rope.
She's also got a really hairy arse.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I was hoping for a thread on Horticulture!!!

Are we not talking about this then??

 

[duncan bulgaria]

I was hoping for a thread on Horticulture!!!

Are we not talking about this then??

Can make it more green fingered if you like by suggesting that charlie dimmock would defo come into the catorgarie of having a untidy Garden .

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

I have a mate who is a little bit, shall we say, into kinky ****. His missus of the time wasnt so much. Anyway he asked her if she would grow her body hair from him - all of it. the arm pits, the legs, the garden of hope. She declined quite intently. Fortunately for him a few weekends later we were heading to Amsterdam for the weekend for mates birthday. And as everyone knows who has been to Dam, you can get anything there. He proceed for the next day trawling through the many brothols looking for the 'one' and he finally found her. A long lost cousin of Big Foot and Cousin It. I have seen less hair on at a David Hasselhoff convention. He then spent a few whack and a good hour pleasuring the beast of burden before leaving with a msug look and returning to us at a nearby bar.

His missus never found out.

 

[DTS]

I just dont understand why any women would let her secret garden grow wild.

There really is no excuse.