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Try This Out....

Used to be a classic , when in a car with a few pals and you pull up alongside a bus , we used to try this out and it worked everytime .

Right so you've pulled up , now you have to find a victim/ target , you need to find a fella that is sitting on his own and also has a women sitting in front off him ( she can be on her own or with someone else doesn't matter ).

Catch the fella's eye and signal for him to tap the lass on the shoulder in front of him in a ' get her for us please mate i know her, type gesture '
once the target has tapped her on the shoulder , you then need to face front and pretend you never asked him to do so .

gaurenteed he will look a right plum and plea with her that you asked him too , but like i said face front and keep a straight face or you could even plead your innoscense, may not sound that funny but it bloomin well is .
 
Used to be a classic , when in a car with a few pals and you pull up alongside a bus , we used to try this out and it worked everytime .

Right so you've pulled up , now you have to find a victim/ target , you need to find a fella that is sitting on his own and also has a women sitting in front off him ( she can be on her own or with someone else doesn't matter ).

Catch the fella's eye and signal for him to tap the lass on the shoulder in front of him in a ' get her for us please mate i know her, type gesture '
once the target has tapped her on the shoulder , you then need to face front and pretend you never asked him to do so .

gaurenteed he will look a right plum and plea with her that you asked him too , but like i said face front and keep a straight face or you could even plead your innoscense, may not sound that funny but it bloomin well is .


LMFAO!!! That is quality I am going to have to try that next time I see a bus.
 
Excellent!

Can't green you as it's been done too recently, so you'll need to be satisfied by me labelling you a "Big Swinging Dick" of the forum :)

Congratulations!
 
I'd be too tempted to look round to see the fruits of my labour, thus ruining the joke!
 

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