Trains

[* ORM *]

I'd forgotten how sad people are on trains. Some Doris spent all journey using heat curlers - her hair looked miles better straight !

 

[ldnfatso]

you have got this to come when you get old and then someone will be calling you Doris!

 

[* ORM *]

But she wasn't old !!

ok, explain the next one for me. What is the fascination for multi-coloured wellies and do these look better or worse than flip-flops with business attire ?

 

[MJ_WFC]

Was going to Norwich a few years ago, and a old woman sat down at our table, she started to combe her hair and it was all falling out, was hilarious

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

*What is the fascination for multi-coloured wellies?
*Do these look better or worse than flip-flops with business attire ?

* Because the wearers of said wellies want to pretend that they're (a) trendy, and have been to Glastonbury; or (b) kooky and environmentally-aware, in that they do all their composting in their ethically-sound garden in their colourful wellies. In fact, these women (since multi-coloured wellies are owned only by women) are neither, being instead vacuuous and ovine followers of whatever Grazia told them is the latest trend.

* Worse. At least you get to see a bit of ankle with a flip-flop. Wellies have never been, and will never be, sexy.

Lordy, I'm better than AQA...

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