Totty Cup Semis - Vallance versus Pinder

[South Bank Hank]

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In the Semi Finals of the competition, Holly Vallance (sponsored by Benji91) is paired with Lucy Pinder (sponsored by SUFC Al).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Yet again my friends, start your engines.

 

[Benji91]

Nice.

Well this will be a toughy. Its worth noting that gravity will have less of an affect on Holly's asset's than Pinder's. Its all so well and good thinking bigger is better, but more often than not end up being saggier and droopier. Holly, although more subtle, will definately keep her shape, and as Shakira once sang "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains ".
So your choice is this:

or this:

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Nice.

Well this will be a toughy. Its worth noting that gravity will have less of an affect on Holly's asset's than Pinder's. Its all so well and good thinking bigger is better, but more often than not end up being saggier and droopier. Holly, although more subtle, will definately keep her shape, and as Shakira once sang "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains ".
So your choice is this:

or this:

:hilarious: :hilarious:

 

[SUFC_Al]

Lucy, of course ;)

 

[South Bank Hank]

Once again, a cracking early goal for Benji91

 

[MK Shrimper]

Holly all the way, absolute minx of the highest order.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

This isn't a competition about whether you'll still need them when they're 64. This is a competition about whether they are hot, today.

And, my lord, Ms. Pinder is hot.

After all, as Sammy said, how can you not go for a girl boasting a "rack and a half" like Lucy...?!

 

[Cricko]

This isn't a competition about whether you'll still need them when they're 64. This is a competition about whether they are hot, today.

And, my lord, Ms. Pinder is hot.

After all, as Sammy said, how can you not go for a girl boasting a "rack and a half" like Lucy...?!

Well thats convinced me, I can put the tissues away now......... See what I do for you Al ole buddy...

 

[loz]

she's out of proportion though Matt- admittedly, of all the ways to be out of proportion she's undoubtedly picked the best, but still. Holly for me.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

A few more, for your delectation...

 

[DTS]

Pinder for me but it is getting tougher and tougher.

 

[Benji91]

even in the photo's provided the evidence of early sagging syndrome is evident, and think of her poor back too.

How can you trust a woman who can wash her thrups in the bath without having to actually get in it......

 

[loz]

How can you trust a woman who can wash her thrups in the bath without having to actually get in it......

:hilarious: :hilarious:

that deserves some green for being one of the most bizarre arguments i've ever seen.

 

[Benji91]

:hilarious: :hilarious:

that deserves some green for being one of the most bizarre arguments i've ever seen.

Are you suggesting im clutching at straws :rolleyes:

 

[South Bank Hank]

 

[DTS]

How did we end up with PC Spooner?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Argh, Vallance has a tattoo! Pinder all the way for me... she plays football, for a start - not volleyball!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Have you ever seen a little black dress more marvellously filled...

...and the bikini's not bad either...

 

[HUTTON]

13-13 at the moment

 

[moneypit23]

she's out of proportion though Matt- admittedly, of all the ways to be out of proportion she's undoubtedly picked the best, but still. Holly for me.

How on earth can you call her out of proportion? - looks perfect to me!!! As for Miss Valance, there are master crafstmen out there who can't plaster walls as flat as her.