Totty Cup 2 - Theuriau versus Stevens

[South Bank Hank]

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SZ Totty Cup
Round 2 Action
Voting closes at 9.23am tomorrow morning.

In Round 2 of the competition, Melissa Theuriau (sponsored by South Bank Hank) is paired with Rachel Stevens (sponsored by CSBlue).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Once again, start your engines.

 

[MK Shrimper]

This is like Wigan v Reading.... dull no hopers....

 

[South Bank Hank]

Therapeutic Theuriau

She seems so innocent but just what lies behind that minxy gaze?

Classy AND sexy.

She has TWO sisters!!!

And the clincher...
She knows her football!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Has to be Theuriau.

Serves Stevens right for knocking out the delightful Beyoncé :guns:

 

[South Bank Hank]

And as for Rachel Stevens, she ain't so hot...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

This is like Wigan v Reading.... dull no hopers....

MK, you really ought to go to spec-savers. I'd be amazed if Theuriau weren't in the final... she's definitely the Arsenal of this competition - understated, but truly astounding.

She's so stunning, that I almost wish I were French.

:finger:

 

[MrB]

I almost wish I were French.

*finger hovers over neg rep button*

 

[MK Shrimper]

MK, you really ought to go to spec-savers. I'd be amazed if Theuriau weren't in the final... she's definitely the Arsenal of this competition - understated, but truly astounding.

She's so stunning, that I almost wish I were French.

:finger:

I can think of much lovier French ladies! Audrey Tatou.....Virginie Ledoyen.... Vanessa Paradis....

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

*finger hovers over neg rep button*

Note the telling use of the word "almost".

:D

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I can think of much lovier French ladies! Audrey Tatou.....Virginie Ledoyen.... Vanessa Paradis....

I might be with you on Virginie... but for me, Melissa is right up there.

:)

 

[Mr. Benedict]

The french newsreader wins this one for me.

 

[SUFC_Al]

yep, i'd much rather watch the lovely Melissa read the news than Moira Stewart :thump:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I can think of much lovier French ladies! Audrey Tatou.....Virginie Ledoyen.... Vanessa Paradis....

Cor, now you're talking!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Rare for me to cheer on the French, but Allez Melissa, beat that moosey self-publicising bint into next week (still smarting more from Stevens unforseen victory over Beyonce in R1 rather than my own personal defeat! :p)

 

[SUFC_Al]

Rare for me to cheer on the French, but Allez Melissa, beat that moosey self-publicising bint into next week (still smarting more from Stevens unforseen victory over Beyonce in R1 rather than my own personal defeat! :p)

and i thought you were a nice guy, Rich! :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

and i thought you were a nice guy, Rich! :p

No, as far as I'm concerned Stevens is the Col Ewe of this competition & I want to see her ritually humiliated.

And breathe............... :p

 

[SUFC_Al]

No, as far as I'm concerned Stevens is the Col Ewe of this competition & I want to see her ritually humiliated.

And breathe............... :p

fair play sir :)

 

[EastStandBlue]

 

[SamuraiBlue]

Steven's has weird boobs, sort of a strange shape while I challenge any guy not to fall in love with the French chick after watching her read the news on one of the numerous YouTube vids

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Theuriau ought to win this at a canter, but if you need any more convincing...