Totty Cup 1 - Theuriau versus Richards

[South Bank Hank]

SZ Totty Cup
Round 1 Action
Voting closes at 9.00am tomorrow morning.

In Round 1 of the competition, Melissa Theuriau (sponsored by South Bank Hank) is paired with Denise Richards (sponsored by ldnfatso).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[South Bank Hank]

mods Please Add Poll!!!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

mods Please Add Poll!!!

You just forgot so Richards doesn't get embarassingly cuffed! :p

 

[South Bank Hank]

I was thinking so much about giving Theuriau a poll that my mind went somewhere it shouldn't. She is clearly God's finest creation yet.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Ignore, poll now done!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Ooh this is the toughest so far, how about an honourable draw...dammit that won't work.

I'll have to give it to (I wish!) Melissa though, more sultry and the French surname juse oozes sex appeal!

 

[South Bank Hank]

Melissa Theuriau

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

how about an honourable draw...

Come on Al, this is like pairing Arsenal against Great Wakering Rovers!

 

[Cricko]

The French Bird..

 

[Mr. Benedict]

I have no idea who Melissa Theuriau is.
But she wipes the floor with Denise Richards!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I have no idea who Melissa Theuriau is.
But she wipes the floor with Denise Richards!

She's a French newsreader!
Melissa's wikipage

Pam St Clement wipes the floor with Denise Richards! :p

 

[Mr. Benedict]

She's a French newsreader!
Melissa's wikipage

Pam St Clement wipes the floor with Denise Richards! :p

Paaaaat!

That's going a tad far, Rich.... :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Paaaaat!

That's going a tad far, Rich.... :p

I was thinking from Cricko's perspective on that one!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

I was thinking from Cricko's perspective on that one!

:hilarious:

Isn't Pam St. Clement a bit young for Cricko?!? ;)

 

[South Bank Hank]

:hilarious:

Isn't Pam St. Clement a bit young for Cricko?!? ;)

The bells of St. Clement are a bit young for Cricko!

:hilarious:

 

[Slipperduke]

Ah, Melissa. She'll take some beating.

 

[Napster]

Melissa. Denise was great 10 years ago, but time takes its toll

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I at least feel vindicated by the margin of (apparent) victory in this case!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I wish I had French news piped into my telly. *sigh*

 

[Mr. Benedict]

I at least feel vindicated by the margin of (apparent) victory in this case!

I wouldn't worry, victory is assured in this case I reckon!