Totty Cup 1 - Ellison versus Hazell

[South Bank Hank]

SZ Totty Cup
Round 1 Action
Voting closes at 9.00am tomorrow morning.

In Round 1 of the competition, Jennifer Ellison (sponsored by True Blue) is paired with Keeley Hazell (sponsored by blues_r_best).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Keeley all day long.

She should be knighted for being in picures like her England XI pic in the rain, hubba hubba.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Keeley wins this one for me as well. A fine example of the English page three girl.

 

[moneypit23]

Keeley wins this one for me as well. A fine example of the English page three girl.

And her first bit of home porn was only let down by some down-right shoddy camera work!

 

[Slipperduke]

Keeley! It always disturbs me that she looks like the 14 year old in your class who suddenly gets boobs before anyone else and doesn't seem to know what to do with them especially in swimming lessons when you can't help but look and then you have to jump in at the deep end before everyone realises what's happened to you, not that that ever happened to me obviously, but what boobs, eh? What boobs! What wonderful, wonderful boobs.

Ellison, on the other hand, is orange and Scouse and therefore barely worthy of a sympathy wnak.

 

[DTS]

Keeley but this is a very close call as I would love to snake em both at the same time.

 

[Napster]

Keeley. Although she's been snaked by Joe Cole, so she's gone down in my estimation.

 

[MrB]

Keeley but this is a very close call as I would love to snake em both at the same time.

How many c0cks have you got?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Hazell by a mile, although she in turn will be knocked out by stiffer competition soon enough. As it were.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I refuse to cast my vote until evidence is provided.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I refuse to cast my vote until evidence is provided.

What that DtS has got 2 c0cks? :eek:

 

[BoyWonder2]

Ellison wins this one for me.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

It's a major battle of the mams... but with one crucial difference: Keeley's are real.

Hazell:

vs. Ellison

It's the mother of all no-contests, this one...

 

[Mr. Benedict]

That bottom picture is not flattering! :p

 

[DTS]

How can these two big guns be drawn against eachother so early on.

 

[DTS]

What that DtS has got 2 c0cks? :eek:

See me Saturday YB. :)

 

[Flinty]

no NO NO NO NO.......why is Ellison losing....:mad:

 

[Ricey]

Keeley is amazing. I didn't know Ellison's were fake! Plus Keeley gets them out.

 

[JoshC]

To cancel out MtS's shoddy pics

 

[mattytheshrimper]

its keeley allllllll day long