Top Gear

[davewebbsbrain]

How funny was the Lorry challenge tonight...

Clarkson's trailer burning up, Capt Slow flattening his Piano and ploughing the lorries thru walls, water bottles and portakabins!!!


Quality!

 

[Hazey]

Was very funny, glad it's returned.

 

[Ricey]

Brilliant!! Can't wait till next sunday now for the next one.

 

[sufc_tom]

I liked it when Clarkson fell off his seat had me in stiches.

And no-one can leave out...

"Some say... And that he enjoys full sexual intercourse listening to Russel Brands voicemail"
Can't remember the beginning though but just as funny!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I liked it when Clarkson fell off his seat had me in stiches.
And no-one can leave out...

"Some say... And that he enjoys full sexual intercourse listening to Russel Brands voicemail"
Can't remember the beginning though but just as funny!

And got a gearstick shoved up his arse!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

A classic episode - but they should have crushed Oliver! Hamster's hair and rig outs are deep into metrosexual territory these days - he deserves to be taught a lesson.

Interested to hear about Zoners' favourite TG moments. Mine has to be the 24 hour race in the diesel beamer - loved the humour of Stig sleeping during the drivers' briefing and the emotion of them reaching the finish. Great TV.

 

[Ricey]

A classic episode - but they should have crushed Oliver! Hamster's hair and rig outs are deep into metrosexual territory these days - he deserves to be taught a lesson.

Interested to hear about Zoners' favourite TG moments. Mine has to be the 24 hour race in the diesel beamer - loved the humour of Stig sleeping during the drivers' briefing and the emotion of them reaching the finish. Great TV.

I can't believe Hammond still has that thing, bet it will end up on eBay at some stage in its life?

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

I was in stitches. Loved the look on Hammonds face when he realised the car wasn't in his lorry!

 

[Ricey]

I was in stitches. Loved the look on Hammonds face when he realised the car wasn't in his lorry!

And when Clarkson came round the corner with his trailer on fire. I could not stop laughing.....

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

And when Clarkson came round the corner with his trailer on fire. I could not stop laughing.....

That got into quite a blaze didn't it.

This series is going to be superb!

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

Over here they used to show the old series of top gear and as always loved it but now they have got the new Australian version out and to tell you the truth its crap. The presenters try to be too like Clarkson, May and Hamster and they are not. They dont have the same chemistry and you can recreate these great presenters. It has had mixed reviews from the Aussie public too as they all love the British version. Personally I hope they scrap the Oz version and show the new British season soon.

 

[SUFCEssex]

glad its back on and sunday was a very funny way to start the new series.

glad to see james may get his own back on JC going past him on the bend and then bashing the front of his lorry.

 

[sufc_tom]

And when Clarkson came round the corner with his trailer on fire. I could not stop laughing.....

And when Capt Slow and Hammond smashed up Clarksons drums :D:D:D

 

[Southend_Lady]

Was this the one where Clarkson made the comment about all lorry drivers kill prostitutes that got hounded in the media?

 

[fatshrimp]

Late contender for Battle of the Tools has got to be Hammond.

Ever since he had his crash and got a stylist he looks like the biggest tool in the shed! Stop trying so hard!

 

[J]

Late contender for Battle of the Tools has got to be Hammond.

Ever since he had his crash and got a stylist he looks like the biggest tool in the shed! Stop trying so hard!

He has his hair like that, due to the scars he now has after his accident.

 

[fatshrimp]

Whatever. Still looks like a plank.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Hampster commentating on F1:

"And he's pulled into the pits on the tenth lap! Well why didn't he fill up before the race, stupid idiot..."

:D

 

[Ricey]

Brilliant! This programme wouldn't be the same without all 3 of them they all play so well off each other.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That journey they're doing at the moment: San Francisco - Reno via Lake Tahoe.

Done that :) However it wasn't in a "muscle" car - sounds far too homosexual.