Toilet Farce at Layer Rubble

[EastStandBlue]

Obviously Col******r have been told about the sh!te facilities for away fans in Terrace 1, as theres Toilets near the centre that are near impossible to get to once the crowd is there.

before the game started, i had to wait to use 1 of 2 Portaloo's blocked by a gate operated by Mrs. Sarcasm herself and her sidekick, f%&kwit, only letting 1 southend fan in at once despite there being multiple police there.
I go to the use the same portaloo at half time, Lo and Behold f%&kwit is there telling me i can't use it at half time as "The portaloo's are for ladies only". Not before the match they weren't mate. Was probably attempting to rile fans up, or give himself more authority than he has but i thought that was particulary poor, especially in such a hostile and fragile atmosphere.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

That's clearly taking the pi$$, ESB!

 

[Soton Blue]

My en-suite is bigger than the toilet (singular) in Terrace 2!

 

[TerryintheWest]

no problem. straight in, wee, wash hands, dry and straight out!  

 

[Angell Delight]

The floor in the terrace 1 toilets (well the tiny urinal anyway) was knee deep in pi$$!!!

 

[Scotty_Shrimper]

Some genious decided to put the bloody bin in the corridor so as your squeezing your way out past people you fell over it!

Or was it just me?

 

[Prodigal Son]

I used the home fans toilets which had no taps!