Today's training session

[Pak Power]

Went along to Boots and laces today to get any info on Phillips injury/Blair's fitness levels for his 10 minute cameo in the possible Wembley final that sort of thing. But no, was not allowed to attend.

A member of Sufc response team (whatever that is) told me in no uncertain terms that it was top secret, and no public allowed until after the play off 's (bit daft cos they will all be on holiday then)

Still on the plus side we must be working on some new secret set pieces to fool our friends from Crewe tomorrow.

 

[Firestorm]

That will be so Crewe don't find out that we cancelled training today because nearly everyone is on the treatment table and we don't want to risk the others.

The less time they have to do their homework on the lethal front pairing of Crawford and Flood the more havoc they will wreak

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

I got turned away as well. Wasn't impressed by the jobsworth or his manner as he wouldn't give me a reason as to why I wasn't allowed in. As I'm a regular there, I would've like to know why I had wasted my time and petrol.

But of course I do agree if it's anything to help us win Tomorrow.

 

[WickfordShrimper]

Has Steve Tilson still have his Table Tennis table at the Training Ground ??

Anyway where are the Tilson for Norwich threads ...

I am disappointed with the shrimper zone posters honest

 

[Beefy]

Anyway where are the Tilson for Norwich threads ...

www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?53689-Brian-Gunn-sacked-Tilson-To-Norwich

 

[Smiffy]

Was the same yesterday as well.

Obviously Luggy is hatching a top secret master plan, that will get us to Wembley...

But with a "rumoured" 6 players facing late fitness tests tomorrow, we may have to put the yoof team out! :hilarious:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Time for Pato to earn some of that salary he's been drawing maybe!

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

Time for Pato to earn some of that salary he's been drawing maybe!

There's more chance of me and TrueBlue making the team!

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Was told by my source that we are planning to shock crewe by playing the ball on the floor.

 

[ms brush]

Definately some secret squirrel going on, complete lack of info about Mark Phillips, the usual players on twitter arent twittering about saturdays result or wednesdays game and no-one allowed to go down to watch training... and it seems that "7 or 8" players are on the treatment bench... I hope that this is a master plan and the players havent already snuck off on holiday :unsure:

 

[Pubey]

RETURN OF THE BBBC

#Barnabluegetsitwrongagain

 

[colonelnutter]

The truth is as follows:

After Pudsey's stunning victory on Britain's Got Talent the lads (all of who had bet on the fat ladyboy opera singer and his friend to win) went on a crystal-meth fuelled orgy of destruction including the tearing of some paper plates and crushing of doylies. There is a rumour (not as yet corroborated) that one player attempted to launch Joey Barton style assault upon another only find it was in fact one of the Bluebelles. She adminstered a serious beating.

on awaking on Sunday the squad were further appalled to face the announcements that Luggy wishes to change his name to Pauline Sturrock. The clue was in his new, beige play-off jacket which he has been wearing lately, but which is in fact the top half of a 1970s style "jacket and slacks" lady's trouser suit. this inspired meth-fuelled flashbacks from which they are all still recovering.

Look out for hte trouser suit and some very inconsistent behaviour tomorrow night!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

 

[colonelnutter]

UPDATE - BREAKING NEWS

In fact I am informed it was not "crystal meth" as previously reported by "crystal menthe" a time of highly sugary sherbet like substance that is a favourite of a certain tousled headed centre back/winger/striker/nutter from the land of garlic and premature surrender. The players did get very confused and the sugar did make them very hyperactive.

The truth is as follows:

After Pudsey's stunning victory on Britain's Got Talent the lads (all of who had bet on the fat ladyboy opera singer and his friend to win) went on a crystal-meth fuelled orgy of destruction including the tearing of some paper plates and crushing of doylies. There is a rumour (not as yet corroborated) that one player attempted to launch Joey Barton style assault upon another only find it was in fact one of the Bluebelles. She adminstered a serious beating.

on awaking on Sunday the squad were further appalled to face the announcements that Luggy wishes to change his name to Pauline Sturrock. The clue was in his new, beige play-off jacket which he has been wearing lately, but which is in fact the top half of a 1970s style "jacket and slacks" lady's trouser suit. this inspired meth-fuelled flashbacks from which they are all still recovering.

Look out for hte trouser suit and some very inconsistent behaviour tomorrow night!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

 

[bigmolt]

Was told by my source that we are planning to shock crewe by playing the ball on the floor.

Nevermind Crewe.That would shock me!! :stunned:

 

[CC51DAS]

Went along to Boots and laces today to get any info on Phillips injury/Blair's fitness levels for his 10 minute cameo in the possible Wembley final that sort of thing. But no, was not allowed to attend.

A member of Sufc response team (whatever that is) told me in no uncertain terms that it was top secret, and no public allowed until after the play off 's (bit daft cos they will all be on holiday then)

Still on the plus side we must be working on some new secret set pieces to fool our friends from Crewe tomorrow.

I presume practice will include penalties.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

RETURN OF THE BBBC

#Barnabluegetsitwrongagain

I was told at the Maccs game(by someone who should know)that he'll be back next season.

 

[Beefy]

Good news, lads. We just beat Crewe 5-1 in Football Manager. They might as well not even bother turning up now.