Tilson Appearance

Holy Joe · Jul 3, 2009

For any shrimpers at a loose end tomorrow I'm told tilson will be appearing at the Runwell Primary school fete tomorrow. I think he is going to be on the beat the keeper stall. Fete is on 12 till 3.

EastStandBlue · Jul 3, 2009

If you beat the 'keeper I presume you win a contract?

Crawliano · Jul 3, 2009

Make sure there's no sort of golf being played, be it crazy or traditional. Tilly will then bring his ever growing entourage with him and spend the day complaining about money, his boss and taking calls from 239 chairmen offering him a job.

fredheim_holm · Jul 3, 2009

For a second there I thought you were suggesting we all dressed up as school kids..

Holy Joe · Jul 3, 2009

fredheim_holm said:
For a second there I thought you were suggesting we all dressed up as school kids..

What ever floats your boat at the weekend

shrimperton · Jul 4, 2009

Tilly said he will be there to me, just before he whacked 18 holes in 1 around garons against me today, didnt buy a drink at the 19th though due to lack of funds he said.

WickfordShrimper · Jul 4, 2009

Shame I am going away today... may of popped down there and said hello to Sir Steve

ONE TEAM IN ESSEX
SOUTHEND UNITED FC

BLUEBLOOD · Jul 4, 2009

WickfordShrimper said:
Shame I am going away today... may of popped down there and said hello to Sir Steve

ONE TEAM IN ESSEX
SOUTHEND UNITED FC

Finally been caught then Richie ?? ;)

A Century United · Jul 4, 2009

Bit disappointed - when I opened this thread I was expecting a serious discussion about the Sartorial Skills of our beloved leader.

davewebbsbrain · Jul 4, 2009

shrimpercj said:
Tilly said he will be there to me, just before he whacked 18 holes in 1 around garons against me today, didnt buy a drink at the 19th though due to lack of funds he said.

Whereas you shot an 18 on the 1st hole. That's not bad for you ;)

fredheim_holm · Jul 4, 2009

shrimpercj said:
Tilly said he will be there to me, just before he whacked 18 holes in 1 around garons against me today, didnt buy a drink at the 19th though due to lack of funds he said.

Also 18 holes in 1 shot is quite impressive.

davewebbsbrain · Jul 4, 2009

fredheim_holm said:
Also 18 holes in 1 shot is quite impressive.

He means a hole in 1 on each of the 18 holes on the course, which is just as impressive and a total fantasy unless you are Happy Gilmore of course

shrimperton · Jul 4, 2009

davewebbsbrain said:
Whereas you shot an 18 on the 1st hole. That's not bad for you ;)

Yeah i know mate, i was using one of those clubs you wrapped around a tree a few times;)

davewebbsbrain · Jul 4, 2009

shrimpercj said:
Yeah i know mate, i was using one of those clubs you wrapped around a tree a few times;)

You have me confused with someone else my good man. 22 handicap and shot a nett 61 on texas scramble 4 ball yesterday.

Jedi Shrimper · Jul 6, 2009

shrimpercj said:
Tilly said he will be there to me, just before he whacked 18 holes in 1 around garons against me today, didnt buy a drink at the 19th though due to lack of funds he said.

If Tilly is that good at golf (which he must be with all these games he's been fitting in lately) maybe he should spend his summer on the pro golf circuit, any money he wins he gets to spend on players, problems solved.

Crawliano · Jul 6, 2009

Did anyone hear about the traffic at the weekend in Runwell? Apparently the Runwell School reported their biggest fete turnout ever with 763 people turning up with Tilly. News from the goalkeeper stall at the fete is that Ron's more interested in his hair than him and he thinks that Ron should stick to Britain's Next Top Model rather than meddling with his team affairs and if he keeps it up he's off to manage Heybridge Swifts as they've offered him a transfer budget of £2.81 and a year's membership of the local golf course and pro lessons from Nick Faldo.

CC51DAS · Jul 6, 2009

dc80 said:
Did anyone hear about the traffic at the weekend in Runwell? Apparently the Runwell School reported their biggest fete turnout ever with 763 people turning up with Tilly. News from the goalkeeper stall at the fete is that Ron's more interested in his hair than him and he thinks that Ron should stick to Britain's Next Top Model rather than meddling with his team affairs and if he keeps it up he's off to manage Heybridge Swifts as they've offered him a transfer budget of £2.81 and a year's membership of the local golf course and pro lessons from Nick Faldo.

dc80 I think you must be making this up on another slow news day. I was there and the only thing he said was that we should not panic as we have some good contacts thesedays with the top London clubs and we will be bringing some quality youngsters in on loan.

He did nip my ear though ;)

Crawliano · Jul 6, 2009

CC51DAS said:
we have some good contacts thesedays with the top London clubs

So he told you about the Christmas party being at Bouji's this year after Ron blew the warchest on a night out with Danielle Lloyd and Chantelle Houghton whilst smashed off his tits on Columbian marching powder and can't wait to take the whole team there?

CC51DAS · Jul 6, 2009

dc80 said:
So he told you about the Christmas party being at Bouji's this year after Ron blew the warchest on a night out with Danielle Lloyd and Chantelle Houghton whilst smashed off his tits on Columbian marching powder and can't wait to take the whole team there?

Yeah it was something like that and he also mentioned somewhere called Misty Whisk , I think it was