This week's scapegoats... ADD THEM HERE

[South Bank Hank]

So far we've had the full-backs, the centre-backs, the midfielders, the strikers and the clueless management team (who all looked pretty clued-up at 2-1 up with just 12 minutes to go).

Then there's the special mentions for Kerrea Gilbert's inability to mark three players, Adam Barrett's positioning, Adam Barret's height, Peter Clarke, Peter Clarke's height, Peter Clarke's inability to be John Terry, Kevin Maher, Kevin Maher's outburst, Kevin Maher's parentage, Steve Tilson, Paul Brush, and Ron Martin's cheque-book.

I just wondered if there were any others we've missed out?
Regulars Che Wilson and Matt Harrold seem to have passed us by.

This weeks "Pre-determined Slating" Gold Star Award must go to Wiggy though for the amazing insight which informs us that we lost the game, not because our defence (and beloved keeper) conceded three but because our strikers didn't score FOUR!!

:thump:

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

Eric for coming on with approximately 2.4 seconds to go and not scoring. Disgrace! :guns:

 

[palexander]

Leon Clarke - totally annonymous - what is Tilly doing?

 

[Stats]

Steve Parmenter, doesnt organise the kit as good as Dave The Kitman, its obviously upsetting morale in the dressing room.

 

[SUFCEssex]

Tea Lady whatever she puts in the tea just isn't working.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Steve Parmenter, doesnt organise the kit as good as Dave The Kitman, its obviously upsetting morale in the dressing room.

Alf Roberts...I dunno who is worse, you for having the Piccy or me for knowing who it :hilarious: is lol

 

[Stats]

Also I think Frankie Banks stepping down from the club full time is having more of an affect than expected.

 

[I 8 COLU]

Baily and McCormack for not getting more goals. Disgraceful :guns:

 

[Stats]

Alf Roberts...I dunno who is worse, you for having the Piccy or me for knowing who it :hilarious: is lol

Is that a one-nil

Its Alf Stewart ya flamin mungrel :D

 

[The Watermill Wino]

It's Forsters fault for scoring 2 goals. Greedy GIT!

Judge for yourselves who's NOT to Blame!

 

[steveo]

Brian Wheeler for his inability to say THree. He always says free or firteen instead of Thirteen
Come on Brian sort it out.

 

[londonblue]

So far we've had the full-backs, the centre-backs, the midfielders, the strikers and the clueless management team (who all looked pretty clued-up at 2-1 up with just 12 minutes to go).

Then there's the special mentions for Kerrea Gilbert's inability to mark three players, Adam Barrett's positioning, Adam Barret's height, Peter Clarke, Peter Clarke's height, Peter Clarke's inability to be John Terry, Kevin Maher, Kevin Maher's outburst, Kevin Maher's parentage, Steve Tilson, Paul Brush, and Ron Martin's cheque-book.

I just wondered if there were any others we've missed out?
Regulars Che Wilson and Matt Harrold seem to have passed us by.

This weeks "Pre-determined Slating" Gold Star Award must go to Wiggy though for the amazing insight which informs us that we lost the game, not because our defence (and beloved keeper) conceded three but because our strikers didn't score FOUR!!

:thump:

Yeah, Ron Martin's pen. A cheque book is no good without one. They're a team.

 

[Hooly]

As most of the rose tinted brigade have said it's all the fan's fault.

Especially those of us halfwits like me who've not played at at least national representative level as we can't possibly know anything about football at all! :mad:

 

[turkishm]

So what are you all saying then,theres no proplems.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

It's obviously Kevin Maher's fault. Isn't it always?

Oh, and if you think this is bad, just wait until we start playing with the yellow ball...

:cry:

 

[DTS]

I think Scriv must take a share of the blame.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

I blame the South Coast Wind .How's Darryl meant to save those saveable headers in those conditions .He did the right thing in wearing his Lead Boots and staying on his line for crosses .Next time if there's a slight breeze ,just call the game off .

 

[shrimperton]

Just looked at the goals again and i must say Clarks attempted clearance in the build up for brightons 2nd was pathetic!!!

thats worth dropping him for if nothing else!

ZOLTAN ZOLTAN ZOLTAN, put the book down son your coming home!!

 

[shrimpled]

Drop someone for an error? what sort of message does that send out? Make a mistake and be dropped, the players would revolt. They'd play with more fear than they are playing with at the moment.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

It's clearly my fault for being top, top TOP of the (prediction) league.