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Well, as you will have seen, MrB got married yesterday and we wish him all the best for the future. A great day was had by all, and in true spirit there were plenty of drinks flowing.
Many of us met at Southend Vic where MrB had kindly laid on a coach to travel to the outback where the reception was being held, however this is then when we were struck down by paranoia.
As many of the SZFC Clique members turned up sporting attire ranging from smart casual to fetching pink shirt & tie, we were left wondering whether there really was a wedding at all.
For a few moments we weren't sure whether MrB and blues_r_best had fabricated this wedding to get us all out in 28C in the middle of Southend on a Saturday afternoon wearing a boiling hot suit.
Fair play, it would have been quite a good practical joke as it goes.
After a quick phone call to the registery office to ensure we were not being stitched up, it was confirmed MrB really did marry MrsB that afternoon. So, why exactly was blues_r_best wearing this then?
So I put it to the SZ public to decide blues_r_best's fate. Do you think, white trainers, jeans, multi coloured belt, and a multi-coloured t-shirt which states "Funkin' Rocks" is acceptable at a wedding? (we'll ignore the state of his hair as well)
As a sidenote, it has now forced Statski to fork out another wedge of cash to hire a bouncer on the door of his wedding in 3 weeks to ensure he can turn away such riff-raff.
Many of us met at Southend Vic where MrB had kindly laid on a coach to travel to the outback where the reception was being held, however this is then when we were struck down by paranoia.
As many of the SZFC Clique members turned up sporting attire ranging from smart casual to fetching pink shirt & tie, we were left wondering whether there really was a wedding at all.
For a few moments we weren't sure whether MrB and blues_r_best had fabricated this wedding to get us all out in 28C in the middle of Southend on a Saturday afternoon wearing a boiling hot suit.
Fair play, it would have been quite a good practical joke as it goes.
After a quick phone call to the registery office to ensure we were not being stitched up, it was confirmed MrB really did marry MrsB that afternoon. So, why exactly was blues_r_best wearing this then?
So I put it to the SZ public to decide blues_r_best's fate. Do you think, white trainers, jeans, multi coloured belt, and a multi-coloured t-shirt which states "Funkin' Rocks" is acceptable at a wedding? (we'll ignore the state of his hair as well)
As a sidenote, it has now forced Statski to fork out another wedge of cash to hire a bouncer on the door of his wedding in 3 weeks to ensure he can turn away such riff-raff.
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