Things you have inadvertently broken at work

[MK Shrimper]

I just opened the main door to the office and the handle came off in my hand :smile: Fortunately it's a double door so I could still get in.

Before Christmas, I pressed Ground Floor on the lift, doors closed, lift didn't move, doors opened and displayed an Lift Buggered message - which took many weeks to replace the broken widget.

In my yoof, I wired up some black box thing on a train wrong and it blew up (ok, not inadvertently) and that cost a few £1000 to replace :thumbsup:

Any stories to tell on a very quiet Tuesday in SZ land...

 

[Pubey]

Several hearts.

 

[Napster]

A record for most cups of tea in one day (eight)

 

[Supernaut]

I pulled a roundhouse kung fu kick on the hand-dryer in the staff room of a shop I worked in, leaving it in a dangerous state. I was fired.

 

[* ORM *]

Obviously wind?

 

[RHB]

A purpose build W/C for a visit of HM Elizabeth II (Gawd bless her). Put into one of her Gov't buildings on the Thames for an event there. Out of hours, tried sitting on it before the event and before it had been seated properly, and it moved and slipped. Oops!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Oh, and NR's internet policy on a daily basis. :smile:

 

[londonblue]

I broke a door stop once. It was one of those that sticks out from the skirting board. I trod on it, and bent it.

That's about as exciting as it gets for me I'm afraid.

 

[C C Csiders]

My boss's neck.

 

[Ricky Otto]

promises, every day

 

[Benfleet A1]

I filled a truck up with diesel via the ad-blue tank once. Cost loads to put right and I only reveal the deed now as they went bust two weeks ago.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I filled a truck up with diesel via the ad-blue tank once. Cost loads to put right and I only reveal the deed now as they went bust two weeks ago.

Yeah I know many NR colleagues who've put petrol in a diesel van but I'm happy to say that I something I've avoided.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I made up a porn website name as a joke, a few people clicked on the bogus link I sent round but it seems porn sites pull you in on any search and half the office ended up with porn pop ups on their screens till the IT guy came in and stripped it all out.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Several hearts.

At least you had the sense to move to hospital admin after realising your skills as a heart surgeon are not top notch