Things that make you think that there is a god.

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Standing in the queue at Liverpool airport yesterday waiting to leave the maddness that is the UK i spotted a ryanair poster advertising where they fly to and turns out they fly to Barcelona el prat and i thought to myself well yes yes he is,proof to me that there is a god of comedy.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Reflective surfaces.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Travelling up the A13 today coming up on the Lodge Lane flyover when a ******** cyclist caught my eye weaving through the traffic using all three lanes while the perfectly good cycle lane lay empty. God showed his wrath when the twonk clipped a car wing mirror and while he took great delight in giving the driver the finger, every other road user took even more delight wben he clipped the kerb and went straight over the handle bars. Much horn tooting and air punching insured. Hope it hurt, tosspot.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Reflective surfaces.

Yes yes and yes because in your world you are a god.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Pigott's 123rd minute goal at Wembley when he had been gash for weeks. Thank you God for that one

 

[FarmdogSUFC]

BBBC

 

[Uncle Leo]

The other day, a colleague referred to Sant Cugat as 'a total **** hole'

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Standing in the queue at Liverpool airport yesterday waiting to leave the maddness that is the UK i spotted a ryanair poster advertising where they fly to and turns out they fly to Barcelona el prat and i thought to myself well yes yes he is,proof to me that there is a god of comedy.

Actually,the full name (in Catalan) is El Prat del Llobregat airport, though it is normally referred to as El Prat.

You do get a nice view of Castelldefels beach when you're flying into Barna, though.

Sure it looks better than the view from above the John Lennon airport,though I can't say I've ever had the pleasure myself.:smile:

The other day, a colleague referred to Sant Cugat as 'a total **** hole'

Your colleague is clearly a prat and doesn't know what he's talking about.:smile:

I've seen SC referred to as "the Hampstead of Barcelona" before now, (though personally I'd settle for Surbiton).

 

[Swiss Tony]

Actually,the full name (in Catalan) is El Prat del Llobregat airport, though it is normally referred to as El Prat.

You do get a nice view of Castelldefels beach when you're flying into Barna, though.

Sure it looks better than the view from above the John Lennon airport,though I can't say I've ever had the pleasure myself.:smile:




Your colleague is clearly a prat and doesn't know what he's talking about.:smile:

I've seen SC referred to as "the Hampstead of Barcelona" before now, (though personally I'd settle for Surbiton).

Full of luvvies and retired Blairites you mean.:stunned:

 

[TrueBlue]

Doner Kebabs

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Doner Kebabs

Or Donna with great kebabs

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Actually,the full name (in Catalan) is El Prat del Llobregat airport, though it is normally referred to as El Prat.

You do get a nice view of Castelldefels beach when you're flying into Barna, though.

Sure it looks better than the view from above the John Lennon airport,though I can't say I've ever had the pleasure myself.:smile:




Your colleague is clearly a prat and doesn't know what he's talking about.:smile:

I've seen SC referred to as "the Hampstead of Barcelona" before now, (though personally I'd settle for Surbiton).

So you Prat to cut a long story about you short the airport is indeed called El Prat,well go figure.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Rachel Riley.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Full of luvvies and retired Blairites you mean.:stunned:

Ha! Don't think I've ever met an actor living here and FYI I was never a Blairite (nor am I retired).:smiles:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Atheism, but then again I'll probably get run over on a level crossing trying to prove black is actually white.

 

[Napster]

Doner Kebabs

Ive gone off them since we discovered our kebab man got done for ABH and goes dogging in the local loos.

 

[Napster]

the dominant seventh sharp ninth chord

 

[RobM]

the dominant seventh sharp ninth chord

You mean the "Hendrix chord"? O7678OO ?

 

[Napster]

You mean the "Hendrix chord"? O7678OO ?

yes, and a rather jazzy/funky chord it is too.

 

[RobM]

I sometimes use 020133