loz
President
Sack Tilly? Drop Freddy? All reasonably insane suggestions, but slightly off the mark. Today though, I come to you with a relegation-dodging wheeze so foolproof, it might as well be the lovechild of the Two Harry's- Redknapp and Bassett. The solution, my friends, is to play Frank Moussa. Why, I hear you ask? Because:
1) we've bugger all in the way of other ideas.
2) my footballing strategy weakness is an overwhelming, blind faith in youth- were it up to me, our front-line in the mid 90's would have been Declan Perkins and Jae Martin.
3) people who've seen him a bit say he's quite good.
4) we're a bit sh!t, hence playing quite good players seems like a good idea.
5) He looks if nothing else ridiculously enthusiastic- always jumping in the celebration piccies, flicking the ball around in paroxysms of laughter before games. he might cheer everyone else up a bit.
6) unlike the rest of the squad, he's not had the somewhat depressing run of not having won in the league since 1765. This means he will play without fear, fear of course being our biggest enemy (with the possible exception of pacy strikers, who also have a tendency to do us over. oh, and organisation at setpieces. but you know what i mean).
of course there are questions, includng but not limited to: "where would we play him?" and "isn't it a bit dumb putting an untried 18 year old into a relegation Charge of the Light Brigade?". The answers to these, for the record, are "somewhere in midfield, esp. if Riera is still injured", and "maybe- got any better ideas, smartass?". So, there you have a reasonable and balanced argument- make up your own minds, or better yet just listen to me. word.
1) we've bugger all in the way of other ideas.
2) my footballing strategy weakness is an overwhelming, blind faith in youth- were it up to me, our front-line in the mid 90's would have been Declan Perkins and Jae Martin.
3) people who've seen him a bit say he's quite good.
4) we're a bit sh!t, hence playing quite good players seems like a good idea.
5) He looks if nothing else ridiculously enthusiastic- always jumping in the celebration piccies, flicking the ball around in paroxysms of laughter before games. he might cheer everyone else up a bit.
6) unlike the rest of the squad, he's not had the somewhat depressing run of not having won in the league since 1765. This means he will play without fear, fear of course being our biggest enemy (with the possible exception of pacy strikers, who also have a tendency to do us over. oh, and organisation at setpieces. but you know what i mean).
of course there are questions, includng but not limited to: "where would we play him?" and "isn't it a bit dumb putting an untried 18 year old into a relegation Charge of the Light Brigade?". The answers to these, for the record, are "somewhere in midfield, esp. if Riera is still injured", and "maybe- got any better ideas, smartass?". So, there you have a reasonable and balanced argument- make up your own minds, or better yet just listen to me. word.
