The Zone Merchandise Shop

[Cricko]

We have introduced a full range of Zone items this year,so if you are looking to buy a special present this year please visit our online shop....we have now added NEW Umbrella's and Zone bags..we offer all payment schemes and if you have any questions ask Ken or myself.

All proceeds from the sales go back into improving YOUR Zone.

http://www.shrimperzone.com/Shop.html

 

[Cricko]

Thanks Peanut, for your order..:clap:

 

[leathers20]

haha breathe in barry!!

 

[RobM]

The key-rings look OK - are they fairly sturdy?

 

[callan]

The key-rings look OK - are they fairly sturdy?

I was wondering that, i have a yale and a chubb key....so any potential key ring needs to be fairly robust.

 

[Uncle Leo]

The key-rings look OK - are they fairly sturdy?

Sturdier than Bulgaria's female weightlifting squad

 

[RobM]

...sounds good to me!

 

[callan]

Sturdier than Bulgaria's female weightlifting squad

James, can you go into further detail on the payment schemes alluded to in Crickos original post...was thinking if of getting a fridge magnet but can you confirm if you do eighteen months interest free credit?

 

[South Bank Hank]

Sturdier than Bulgaria's female weightlifting squad

...sounds good to me!

In all honesty, as far as key-rings go, they're top quality!


To answer Callan's question, due to the credit crunch and the fact that SZ may or may not have lost millions in Icelandic investments, we're limiting payments for key-ring providings to a one off payment of £42 with a monthly fee of £18 in the 1st month, £59 pounds in the second month and £82 per month for 375 monthly installments with a final fee of just £69 paid monthly for three further months, etc, etc...

 

[callan]

In all honesty, as far as key-rings go, they're top quality!


To answer Callan's question, due to the credit crunch and the fact that SZ may or may not have lost millions in Icelandic investments, we're limiting payments for key-ring providings to a one off payment of £42 with a monthly fee of £18 in the 1st month, £59 pounds in the second month and £82 per month for 375 monthly installments with a final fee of just £69 paid monthly for three further months, etc, etc...

Howabout part exchange on an umberella?, I have an old one (still ok but doesn't stand up that well to heavy weather), according to Cricko on the phone earlier the Zone brollies double up as parasols and can be used on a beach so I'd definately be interested.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Howabout part exchange on an umberella?, I have an old one (still ok but doesn't stand up that well to heavy weather), according to Cricko on the phone earlier the Zone brollies double up as parasols and can be used on a beach so I'd definately be interested.

We'll give you £2 off the brolly for a part exchange*.

I wouldn't listen to Cricko though. His favourite film is Mary Poppins and he's been known to spend 7-8 hours a day watching his Rihanna video collection.

:cricko:


*Offer subject to a £4 restocking/£5 disposal fee for the old umbrella depending upon its age and condition.

 

[Uncle Leo]

...sounds good to me!

Nice clean snatch....

 

[Uncle Leo]

I tell you what, I was glad for my SZ.com brolly on Saturday. I would have got truly soaked had it not been for it. What a great buy!



That was shameless. I am so sorry...

 

[Cricko]

Thanks all to those that have ordered things for Xmas and we are sending and delivering all items that have been ordered on a daily basis..If anybody wishes to purchase anything from the Zone shop and wants it before Xmas you have 7 days to get your orders in people...This helps with the Running costs and the Improvements we make all year round.

Support your Zone please and buy a Special gift this Xmas...

http://www.shrimperzone.com/Shop.html

Thanks.

John.

 

[ldnfatso]

Is the SZ umbrella £19.99 or £15.99?? the link has 2 prices!

 

[Cricko]

Is the SZ umbrella £19.99 or £15.99?? the link has 2 prices!

It is the Lower Price Steve..Our Programming Dept is a bit slack ..:D

How many would you like mate ?

 

[ldnfatso]

It is the Lower Price Steve..Our Programming Dept is a bit slack ..:D

How many would you like mate ?

not big enough to cover me i'm afraid Cricko, i would need a fishing brolly!

 

[Cricko]

not big enough to cover me i'm afraid Cricko, i would need a fishing brolly!

We Can amend the wording....New Zone Golf/Fishing Brolley available NOW.

Now that is sorted, how many do you require Sir?

:)

 

[GNH]

Do you have a Santa's Grotto where people can come and sit on Cricko's knee?

Or are the banning orders still in place from the last incident involving one of Santa's little helpers and a novelty shaped vacuum attachment?

 

[Cricko]

Do you have a Santa's Grotto where people can come and sit on Cricko's knee?

Or are the banning orders still in place from the last incident involving one of Santa's little helpers and a novelty shaped vacuum attachment?

Yes we do and Carly has reserved first sitting..:slurp: