The things you would do

[chadded]

For a shot at the Miss Shrimperzone 2007 (Gorgeously hot Frenchie, who I refer to as Frenchie, cos i can't spell or pronounce her surname)

Basically would would you be prepared to do to have a romantic candlelit dinner for two with Frenchie, or indeed, any other stunningly beautiful famous lass. (Anyone who says that they are currently with/married to their number one will be classed as a 'Hom' and beaten. :p

Me? I've already mentioned on another thread that I would walk over hot coals, bare footed, and then take on Ricky Hatton and Joe Calzaghe in a no holds barred boxing match.

 

[MK Shrimper]

**sulk** Wouldn't bother **sulk**

 

[Bielzibubz]

Nail gunning my nipples to a hardwood door frame whilst having my scrotes slowly roasted over a camping stove.

This might seem a little extreme to most people but when you get to my age fantasy starts to take over and all semblance of dignity and common sense goes the way of the Dodo.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I've already offered to spend a month under Jo Brand and perhaps even a night with Russell Brand in return for a night of passion with Mlle. Theuriau, and I see no reason to renege on that particular offer!

:D

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I would spend an hour of my time with Chadded just to have a night with her.

Actually, no i wouldn't.

 

[Van Whale]

I'd give my right ball for a night with that girl :eek:

 

[Cricko]

I would spend an hour of my time with Chadded just to have a night with her.

Actually, no i wouldn't.

I would dye my Hair Ginger, join the army and have illusions that girls fancied me.

Oh! and change my name to Chadded :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I'd give my right ball for a night with that girl :eek:

Thank you Alan Stubbs!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Watch a Southend game.

 

[chadded]

I would dye my Hair Ginger, join the army and have illusions that girls fancied me.

Oh! and change my name to Chadded :p

That's quite funny for a pensioner. :D

 

[canveyshrimper]

Thank you Alan Stubbs!

:hilarious:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

:hilarious:

I can't believe it took 2.5 hours for anybody to get that!
Thank you very much!