The SZ Conveyor Belt

[C C Csiders]

"Nice to see you, to see you............

Nice"

"Good game, good game"

On the SZ conveyor belt today we have.........


A copy of The Atkins' Diet book signed by Michael Ricketts.........

 

[Cricko2]

SlipperDukes Guide to being a Monk!:fart:

 

[Cricko2]

"How to give up Cigars and Wine" By Matt the Shrimp.:p

 

[Stats]

Positive Thinking by Yorkshire Blue

Freddy Is God by ORM

 

[Benji91]

"How to get your picture taken with Southend United players", the highly successful follow up of "How to Stalk Che Wilson" Both by Leeboy

 

[Pubey]

"A cuddly toy! previously owned by CS-J"

 

[Cricko2]

"How I Gave up Borient for SUFC" By Jonny Stokes

 

[Cricko2]

"Wiggy's Guide on how to make friends and influence people"..:thump:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

"The Guide to Eternal Youth" and a box of "Just for Men" hair colour from Statski...

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

A Shiny Trumpet (as owned by the General)

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

The Eastern Spain Weather Report - compiled by Xabia Shrimper

 

[MrB]

A pair of Leeboy's football boots (almost as new).

 

[Cricko2]

The "Alvin Martin way"...Top tips on becoming a successful Football Manager.

 

[Leeboy]

an old replacement hip joint donated by Mr B


a roll of black masking tape from CS J

 

[C C Csiders]

A recording of the match day announcer at Layer Raod announcing the crowd changes to the teams.

 

[Stats]

The problems with modern day lower class people - By MTS

 

[Slipperduke]

Cricko's old curtains

 

[Cricko2]

Cricko's old curtains

:eek:
I'll try to dig them out for you Ian :rolleyes:

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

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Cricko's old curtains

Bah you beat me to it. !!

"Ironing boards and Walrus's" ~ A tale of discovery by Slipperduke

 

[Cricko2]

"You too! can extend your pe nis from 2 to 3 inches like I did" ....By Slipper:D