The Steve Tilson/Ron Martin excuseathon?

[DTS]

In the highly probable event that we dont sign anyone which will be the first excuse to be mentioned in the post deadline day interview.....

 

[Pubey]

In the highly probable event that we dont sign anyone which will be the first excuse to be mentioned in the post deadline day interview.....

the fax machine

 

[EastStandBlue]

James Walker's Death.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

the thieves who broke into the TO sometime back, broke in again in the early hours of Monday morning, returned the TV and nicked the warchest.

 

[Shrimper93]

Definitely the last one

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Like I say, you pay peanuts, you get Osei Sankofa.

 

[GBJ]

the thieves who broke into the TO sometime back, broke in again in the early hours of Monday morning, returned the TV and nicked the warchest.

Don't be crazy!! There never was a warchest!! ;)

 

[turkishm]

the thieves who broke into the TO sometime back, broke in again in the early hours of Monday morning, returned the TV and nicked the warchest.

Id have kept the tv.

 

[Chaz SUFC]

We waited and waited but no free agents would panic & sign for us.

 

[seany t]

"We couldn't get hold of Ribery's agent..."

 

[Ozzer]

In the highly probable event that we dont sign anyone which will be the first excuse to be mentioned in the post deadline day interview.....

Simple, no money!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Dodgy pint/kebab on a Bank Holiday session down the seafront.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

'We thought the deadline was midnight...'

 

[seany t]

'We thought the deadline was midnight...'

In all fairness, this excuse is valid if you're one of the big boys and you just go ahead and tap up, lavish and eventually sign the target anyhow...